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// Marks and Recreation 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear May Chan, 

Seriously, none of us?  You had the audacity to leave every single one of us out of an episode just so the CMC could have an episode devoted entirely to them?  You know what, fuck that shit.  We are contacting God-Emperor Goldner over this.  WE are the stars of this show, not those little brats.  After he decides to fire you, good luck finding a new job bitch! 

Hoping You Get Fired, 

The Mane Seven 

P.S.  How the fuck did THUNDERLANE get into the Wonderbolts?  Yeah he is nice and all but being nice should not get you into the Wonderbolts.  IF you ever write another episode, just remember to include at least one of us and remember that Thunderlane is not a Wonderbolt.  -  Rainbow Dash 





To the Pissed Off Seven, 

Give me a break.  You all steal the spotlight all the time.  I just figured that I would be nice and give second tier ponies the spotlight and elevate a third tier character into a position he will never be seen in again, alright?

Sincerely, 

Mary Chan





Dear God-Emperor Goldner, 

Can you believe that.  That bitch Mary Chan wrote an episode with none of us in it?  Seriously, none of us!  She decided to shit on us in favor of the cutie mark cult.  We all think she needs to be fired ASAP.  After all, it is US that keeps this show going, not the CMC, Rubbish or whatever the fuck his name is and Thunderlane.  Now unless you want to be unable to buy more mansions and yachts, I would advise you make sure at least one of us is in every episode from here on out. 

Sincerely, 

The Mane Seven 

P.S.  I want to know something, will you ever let Celestia ascend me?  I think I am deserving and Celestia thinks I am deserving.  Just think of the Alicorn Starlight figures you could sell.  Your profits would be through the roof and you could buy a whole county if you wanted to!  - Starlight Glimmer





To the Mane Seven, 

Ok, I can understand your anger.  I would be upset if I were left out of a shareholders meeting but I can't guarantee the firing of Mary Chan.  That is more up to the show's staff.  I primarily handle how the company as a whole is handled.  

Best Regards, 

God-Emperor Brian Goldner, CEO of Hasbro, Inc. 

P.S.  Starlight, I have some good news for you!  I have been discussing the whole wing issue with Celestia over cake and we are making great progress.  I guarantee you that you will be ascended but it is a matter of when.  She is wanting you to get ascended ASAP while I am thinking more about how it would divide the Brony fandom.  It may not be until the series finale but trust me, the wait will be worth it. 





Dear Fans, 

You know what, this episode is so bad I'm not going to bother saying anything more than "Fuck this shit."  I do hope you understand.

Sincerely, 

Princess Celestia 

P.S.  Yes it was worse than "Princess Spike" and "Party Pooped" in the event you are trying to find worse ones.