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// Special:  Post Appointment Letters 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Princess Celestia, 

Your advice worked!  I played the ditz role, I played dumb and now Colgate and her friends don't want anything to do with me anymore!  Moondancer made some sort of comment about how I would have made a good domestic slave.  I now know that the plans they had for me were horrible but thanks to you and your advice, I won't have to worry about that anymore! 

I do want to say that I truly am sorry for how I called you out and said so many bad things about you.  I can tell now that you are no longer a spiteful pony when it comes to me, I can tell you truly do care about my well-being.  I do want to know one thing though, what did Moondancer mean by "I would have made a good domestic slave?"  I just want to know what those four were really planning.  I don't plan on calling them out or anything, I am just curious.  

Thanks Again, 

Fluttershy





Dear Fluttershy, 

You're welcome.  I gave you the advice I did for two reasons.  The first reason being that me simply allowing them to do what they had planned was horrible.  Here is the thing, Colgate had plans on tricking you into thinking that she had changed and that she loved you.  It sounds like she went about things the wrong way but continuing on.  She wanted to trick you into marrying her which would have resulted in you moving in with her and her friends.  The terrible thing is that not only would you have became their personal maid, you would have been forced into sexual servitude to all four of them....yes, all four of them. 

Now I have known about this for quite some time and clear up until you and your friends defeated Sombra despite me putting all of you under a ton of pressure.  Now I can't help but wonder, what if Discord had not reminded all of you that it is your friendship that is what gives you your strength.  Chances are my sister and I would have had to come in and beat Sombra ourselves.  Oh well, you are safe, from Colgate and her friends anyway and that is all that matters. 

Your Supreme Overlord, 

Princess Celestia 

P.S.  The second reason is that Colgate has made huge demands here lately and I didn't think she should be allowed to treat you like a possession.  Also, I am glad you're not going to call them out because I know for sure that if you did, they would have absolutely no problems killing you nor would they care about the consequences. 





Dear Princess Celestia, 

What the fuck did you do to Fluttershy?  I told Fluttershy to get her ass up here since her dentist was closing down and sending all of them to me.  When she came for her intake appointment she was acting like a fucking ditz!  Every other word out of her mouth was "like" and she made it sound like feeding her stupid rabbit was a legitimate reason to avoid paying her bills.  

The four of us have talked and we have decided "the hell with that bitch."  She obviously isn't bright enough to do what would be required of her if I married her.  Oh well, I'm thinking now that we will pursue that pegasus with the bow in her mane, I think her name is Flitter.  We will either go after her or there is this hottie named Angel Wings that we understand Twilight wanted to initiate at one time.  Twilight told us about her and I think either her or Flitter would make a great domestic slave and a sex toy for us all.  Hell, maybe both of them!  That way we'd have twice the fun and our messes could get cleaned up twice as fast. 

Let me make myself clear though, our demands are still the same.  Unless you want us going to the press over you having a secret daughter, you will make us Alicorns, you will give us our own castle, you will grant us immortality and you will let us go out and abduct any hottie we damn well please.   We do want to know though, what the hell did you do to Fluttershy for her to become a mental defect?

Upset Fluttershy is a Mental Defect, 

Dr. M. Colgate, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine 





Dear Colgate, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer and Twinkleshine, 

Here is the thing, when I healed Fluttershy I had to put a whole lot of energy into the spell and the energy involved had a negative impact on her brain function.  That is why she is behaving the way she is now.  I would have told you about this sooner but I know how you four are.  I knew that if I simply told you what the spell did to her, you would accuse me of suddenly loving her and would go to the press.  I knew you had to see it for yourself. 

I am glad though that you have decided to leave Fluttershy alone and don't worry, your demands will still be met.  I do want to warn you though, you may want to acquire Angel Wings before Twilight does.  She hasn't brought her up in any of her letters but I know she has had her eye on her since before she dumped Fluttershy.

I have noticed though that you seem to have a thing for sexy pegasus ponies which is something I don't really understand.  Now if I had a first choice I'd go after unicorns since they can give you horn sex but it is whatever you find the hottest.  Wherever you choose to go to find yourself a little hottie, or multiple hotties, good luck.  Don't worry, if you get arrested for foalnapping, stalking or any other crime that may come with grabbing yourself a domestic slave, I mean wife, I will pardon you, alright.  Happy hunting ladies! 

Sincerely, 

Princess Celestia