Unpleasant Correspondence

by StormLuna


Post-Series Special 10: Summoning Twilight

Dear Twilight,

Well everything has been taken care of. Last night I cast a spell to erase a lot of us from Trixie's memory, you, me, our friends, Celestia, Luna, Discord and the friendship school from her memory. I then cast a much more powerful spell that returned her to being a regular unicorn like she was prior to Thundercloud ascending her. Now we won't have to worry about her causing us any problems or exposing what she knows about us to the public.

Now mom and I need you to come up to Canterlot so that I can ascend you and then we can plan the coronation where the transfer of power will take place and then we will become the Royal Pony Sisters. Now I would appreciate it if you could wait a couple of days because I do need to rebuild my strength after the spells I cast last night. Don't worry though, our time to rule is very soon and what a wonderful rule we shall have. I know Equestria will be in very good hooves once the closest pair of sisters in history take over.

Love,

Your Hot Sister


Dear Starlight,

That is sweet, beyond sweet! I am so glad that you did what you had to so that you and I can rule together. I will wait a couple of days to come up to Canterlot so you'll be at full strength but you are right, Equestria will be in very good hooves when we take over!

Love,

Your Sexy Sister


Dear Twilight,

Guess what? It is now official, I am letting you come home! I know you were mad as hell when I sent you to Ponyville and bitched for so long about just about everything and whined so much about wanting to come home but I never let you. Well you don't have to worry anymore. You get to come home and while we did discuss it earlier, you and your sister are more than welcome to move into my bedroom and what will make this great, you can stain the sheets all you want and you won't have to answer to anypony.

Love,

Mom


Celestia,

Well it is about time that this is guaranteed. You know I hated you for a very long time over banishing me to Ponyville and then all the other shit I had to go through but now that my future is certain and it involves living in the palace and ruling alongside my oh-so-sexy sister, I am happy. However, just because I am happy that I can come home and Starlight and I will rule together does not mean that I will go calling you mom or being all sappy and shit. Starlight may call you as mom right now but for now, the nicest thing I'll call you is Celestia.

Happy I Can Come Home,

Twilight