//------------------------------// // Week 17 Hiatus Special: Goldner's Orders // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Dear Princess Celestia, Well I am certainly glad to see that the chaos that has been running rampant during the off-season has come to a close for the most part, there is still one problem, Fluttershy's condition. As of right now, Fluttershy is still in ICU. I have spoken to her doctors and her wing is not healing properly, her legs are not healing properly, she just can't beat that infection that infected her wounds and of course she is missing her tail. Here is the thing, season nine will be beginning before too long and we can not have Fluttershy in this bad of shape and this is where you come into play. I need you to go to Ponyville and use your magic to heal her entirely. You need to wipe out that infection, you need to wipe out those wounds, you need to properly heal her wing, you need to properly heal her legs and you need to restore her tail. I don't care if you have to use forbidden magic to restore it or if you have to retrieve it from Dr. Colgate and reattach it, I need her ready for season nine. Now don't fail me Celestia. If you do fail me, I will make sure that a certain goal of yours is never achieved. Sincerely, Brian Goldner, CEO of Hasbro, Inc. Brian, You what? You want me to use my magic to heal the little bitch who slandered me, tried to start a rebellion and advocated making Equestria a republic? Why the hell would you want her to be healed? I mean look at the country where you reside! It is a republic full of pointless hate, inefficiency, squabbling and horrible politics! Here in Equestria we have a monarchy, a stable government and the pony you want me to heal wants to destroy that! Look, couldn't we just let her die and replace her with that gray pegasus with the bow in her mane. Hey she has bugs on her butt too so I am guessing that she must have an animal talent as well. What is better about her? She has absolutely no bad blood with any of the main characters of the show, especially my adoptive daughter Twilight and my real daughter, I mean the most talented unicorn in Equestria, Starlight Glimmer. Please take this into consideration. Also, think of the new Mane Six toy sets you could sell with the other bug butt in them instead! You could probably buy another mega yacht or two with the profits you'd make off of those! Also, just think of the massive profits you would make if you'd just let me ascend Starlight right away. You'd sell so many of those you could probably buy a 100+ room mansion! Now wouldn't that be sweet? Besides, most everypony in Ponyville hates Fluttershy these days so you'd be doing her a favor if you don't make me heal her! Hoping You'll Just Let Fluttershy Die, Princess Celestia Dear Princess Celestia, No, you can not replace Fluttershy with Flitter. Fluttershy is a fan favorite and Flitter is only marginally more well known than Angel Wings. Look, I'll make a deal with you. When you heal her, you can erase this whole republic thing from her mind, alright. Now I am going to say this, you either heal her completely or I will make sure your precious daughter never ascends, alright? To top that off, if you don't heal Fluttershy I will make Starlight straight solely to spite you and you certainly don't want your daughter liking boys now do you? Making Sure You Heal Fluttershy, Brian Goldner, CEO of Hasbro, Inc. Dear Brian, Fine, I will heal her but I am going to brainwash her to make sure she has no desire for this republic bullshit, alright? Also, I am going to brainwash her into no longer wanting that vet, no longer liking that junkie and being what she should be, a sweet pony who simply loves animals, cares about her friends and worships me as is dictated by law for everypony. Now you better promise me that you will allow Starlight to not only ascend but hook up with Trixie before I do this. Sincerely, Princess Celestia Dear Princess Celestia, Ok, I approve of your plans for her. I do think that if you can heal her, brainwash her into a good pony and have her make amends with everypony, everything should be fine. Now go and heal her, OR ELSE! Best Regards, Brian Goldner, CEO of Hasbro, Inc. P.S. I promise that once this is done, I will allow you to ascend Starlight but I can't guarantee StarXie. It would depend on whether it would help or hurt the company's profits.