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// Equestria Games 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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To the Worst Monarch Ever, 

I am going to be honest, going up to the Equestria Games was actually an enjoyable experience.  Yes the Ponyville relay team took silver, Spike made an ass out of himself and Ponyville won the medal count but that isn't what made it so great, it was why I was gone so much that made this trip so good, my time with Cadence!

Yes I know we missed over half the events, my brother is probably disappointed that his wife loves me more but I honestly don't care.  I was able to focus on who is most important, ME!  I also discovered that Cadence isn't the only one good in the sack up here, so are the girls in the spa!  Maybe I should coerce them to move to Ponyville, work with Aloe and Lotus and then I could have all the spa hotties I could ever dream of!

It is a shame that the games concluded so quickly but hey, I should get more action when we have to go back to the Empire next week, more Cadence time and more spa time! 

Loving Cadence, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





To Equestria's Sluttiest Monarch, 

Now I know why so many ponies despise you and now I know why somepony attempted to assassinate you.  You are not only a bitch, but you are a slut as well.  All you do is screw the spa twins, constantly stalk Fluttershy and get it on with your sister-in-law on a regular basis.  

I am not thrilled that you and Cadence were not by my and Luna's side while most of the events took place.  There were plenty of other world leaders there and what do you think they thought when they saw that both you and Cadence were not present?  The leaders from Maretonia were sitting in front of us and I heard them talking about what horrible monarchs you two are.  

Now they are the guests of honor at the summit next week and I can't help but wonder what you two will say if they approach you over this.  You'll probably say, "Oh, I was screwing my sister-in-law because that is way more important than these dumb games." 

Now not only will that make Equestria's monarchy look bad, it will make MY mentoring skills look bad too.  What if they were to spread it across the whole planet that I raised you to be a seductress?  If that happens, I will punish you and you most certainly will not like it!  What it would be I'm not sure but do know this, it would involve keeping you away from everypony you think is so hot. 

Disgusted in the Slutty Princess, 

Princess Celestia 





To My Sexy Sister-in-law, 

Oh my sweetie, you were so good during your last visit!  I am so happy that Shining Armor was in charge of keeping things running smoothly during the games so we could focus on what is important, each other!  Yes he is disappointed and upset, especially since we gave one another some much needed action in the royal bedroom but he will get over it.  I do hope that one day you will get your own castle and you will have a huge bed for us to share.  

Now I know at first you were apprehensive but I knew you'd enjoy our girls at the spa.  I know the spa twins you are constantly getting it on are great but add a little sparkle to earth ponies and they are even better aren't they?  I am glad though that you will be attending that summit up here next week because I'm certain we can fit some "sister-in-law bonding time" into the schedule. 

From what I understand though, after that summit there should be more than enough time for us to unwind and engage in all our favorite activities.  

Love, 

Princess Cadence





To My Sweet, Sexy Sister-In-Law, 

I am going to admit, I knew this would be a great trip for the most part but I never imagined it would be this great!  It was more than I could ever dream of.  I got to screw you on the bed you share with my brother, you and I were able to screw your spa hotties and some of our other activities, they are completely unforgettable!

I am glad that I will be able to come back for that summit and I am glad you will set aside some time solely for me.  I know who is coming for that summit and what the hell is so special about those losers from Maretonia anyway.  They have no magic and they are completely irrelevant to Equestria.  You and I having fun will be much, much more important.  

I can't wait to see you again and perhaps we can try some even kinkier activities! 

Love Always, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





To Spike, 

You are a complete and absolute loser.  From what we understand Twilight had to cast a spell to light the torch for you and then you fuck up the Cloudsdale anthem big time.  We honestly think that perhaps your owner should have just left you home.  We have always heard that you do nothing but let everypony down and they are right, you do. 

Irritated, 

The Wonderbolts 





To the Wonderbolts, 

Look, I was nervous in front of so many ponies when it came to lighting the torch and I just got excited and thought Ponyville won the relay so don't be too hard on me, alright?

Sincerely, 

Spike





Twily, 

I know Celestia has always talked about what a bitch you are and how you will screw any mare that comes along, well ones that meet your sky high standards anyway.  For so long I didn't want to believe her, I always wanted to think that you were a good sister but I finally have come to the conclusion that she is right, you are a slutty little bitch.  

Do you realize how horrible it for me knowing that my wife loves you a whole lot more than she does me?  Do you know how embarrassing it is to know that my wife is screwing you, my sister, ahead of me.  Hell I hardly get any action anymore because all she ever does is hoof herself and call out YOUR name!  

If it would not cause me to lose my royal title and me having to go back to being a guard pony, I would divorce that bitch and then she could marry you since she loves you sooooo much more. 

Your Angry Brother, 

Prince Shining Armor





To My Bitchy, Whiny Brother, 

Pfft....you honestly think I give a shit?  Like I said when I screwed her in the caves on your wedding day, at least she isn't screwing another stallion.  Now quit your whining and just know that she is in very good hooves, very sexy hooves when she is with me. 

Cadence's Lover, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle