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// A Hearth's Warming Tail 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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To Equestria's Substandard Monarch, 

Here we go again, terrible weather, unpleasant social gatherings and to top it off this time, I have a student who has issues with Hearth's Warming Eve.  You know, I can sort of see where she is coming from.  Yes the things we buy for our friends and family are gifts of love but in the end, it is just stuff.  

Now I will admit that I made a mistake.  I just had to read her "A Hearth's Warming Tail" and apparently that bad pony, Snowfall Frost, was a lot like how she used to be.  She hated nice things, she hated free market economies yet benefited off of them at the same time and what was worst for her, she did not have a special somepony in her life.  

Luckily neither Starlight or myself has this problem although I think Fluttershy is far kinder to me than Trixie is to Starlight.  Fluttershy was there with me at the party while Trixie ran off to Faust knows where but hey, Starlight being without her sweetie still beats her being a dictator who abolished all economic systems and special talents, right?

Hating the Weather, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 

P.S.  I'm thinking of taking Fluttershy on a holiday to Las Pegasus next year and escaping the snow and cold.  Not only will I enjoy it but I know she will as well.  Besides, as a princess, I can issue an executive order and force the fanciest hotel to give the two of us the fanciest room free of charge, along with all the perks that come with it! 





Dear Fluttershy's Subordinate, 

Wow, Fluttershy really has you henpecked doesn't she?  I remember last Hearth's Warming Eve what a bitch you were and now the worst you can do is mildly complain about the weather, complain a bit about Starlight and then make plans on taking your wife, I mean marefriend, to Las Pegasus to escape the weather?

I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm disappointed in you.  I am disappointed that you aren't being so bitchy but hey, when you have a special somepony in your life your priorities will change.  What a shame one of your old friends wouldn't hook up with me the way Fluttershy has with you.  If one of them did, preferably Twinkleshine, I may not be such a bitch. 

Speaking of Twinkleshine, you have devastated her.  You may find this hard to believe but she was actually willing to not only transfer and be your student but also be your friend with benefits.  Oh well, I came out ahead in the end because she needed my loving touch. 

Now there is one thing that does irk me.  I feel as though I can no longer trust you to take care of Equestria's troublemakers and undesirables.  Hell I honestly think I may have to simply start handling them myself again because at least I'm not henpecked and devoting my life to keeping somepony else happy. 

Not Henpecked, 

Princess Celestia 

P.S.  Oh and just for old times' sake, "Damn it sucks to be you!"





Dear Fluttershy, 

You have ruined Twilight and I am not one bit happy.  She is being all nice in her letters to me now and I don't think I can even trust her to handle prisoners and undesirables anymore.  You have her so damn henpecked that she is actually trying to be nice just so she won't upset you.  What a sentimental little wimp, right?  Oh well, I suppose it would take a PETA member to turn a once proud, confident pony into a subservient little doormat, right?  Just do me a favor and don't let her get worse than the season one version of you, alright?"

Sincerely, 

Princess Celestia 





Dear Princess Celestia,

What the actual fuck?  All you ever did was bitch, bitch, bitch about Twilight's constant complaining but now that she is turning over a new leaf you are upset?  You have the audacity to call her a wimp when you always wanted her to be a nice pony and get along with everypony?  Hell I wouldn't be one bit surprised if you actually enjoyed putting up with her bitching just so you could bitch and complain in return.  Just you wait, I'm sure she'll befriend my friends someday, become completely nice and you'll have no choice but to start being nice to her and finding other ponies to belittle. 

Angry With You, 

Fluttershy

P.S.  Don't worry, I'll make sure that she still brutally tortures those who are mean to animals.  Hell, I'll join her in the torture and right now I have three specific idiots up in Cloudsdale I'm thinking of convincing her to torture.  Thing is, I know she'll do it too because she wants me to be happy because she loves me!