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// Marks for Effort 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Princess Celestia, 

Right now I am not thrilled with one of my students, nor am I thrilled with my guidance counselor.  You see, there was this student of mine named Cozy Glow who wound up failing an exam intentionally after the cutie mark cult had tutored her.  Want to know what is worse, Starlight was initially impressed with her deviousness when she admitted what a little bitch she was by failing her exam on purpose.  I almost can't help but wonder if there isn't still a bit of season five left in her because if she truly were reformed, she would have been upset, not impressed!

Well I finally decided to give the CMC jobs as student tutors and hopefully they can get Cozy Glow to realize that being a scheming bitch will get her nowhere in my school.  Hopefully by the end of the season she will be a sweet little angel and be graduating alongside Sandbar and those creature friends of his. 

Upset With Cozy Glow and Starlight, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle





Dear Princess Twilight, 

You honestly think I care that you are having problems like that?  Look, I know you want everything to be peachy but hey, shit happens!  If this Cozy Glow pony is causing so many problems, just expel her already!  You can go on and think that she will turn into a perfect little angel but with the CMC poisoning her mind, she and those three will likely team up with Starlight, start a trashy supermarket tabloid and print libelous claims about you and me.  If that happens, they'll all wind up on the moon quicker than they can blink....well that and Starlight will lose that tax-exempt status of hers. 

Not trusting them, 

Princess Celestia 





Dear Cutie Mark Crusaders, 

Thank you for helping me and I am sorry that I wound up making head-mare Twilight so mad at you.  I promise that I won't get you in trouble again.  

Hoping You'll Forgive Me, 

Cozy Glow





Dear Cozy Glow, 

We're going to admit, what you pulled was a true bitch move.  We helped you and then you pulled that shit?  You better be glad that our "perfect little angel" code dictates that we forgive you because if we could act like normal fillies, we'd haul you into Twilight's castle and torture your ass to death. 

Still Mad at You, 

The Cutie Mark Crusaders 





Dear Cozy Glow, 

Hey, I like your style!  Want to go to Twilight's castle, travel through time with me and be my right hoof pony back in my old village?  Given your deviousness I know you'd do a far better job than the dunces I had serving me there.

Impressed, 

Guidance Counselor Starlight





Dear Guidance Counselor Starlight, 

No!  I want to be a good filly now!  I want to become such an angel that everypony will love me, especially head-mare Twilight!

Wanting to Be an Angel, 

Cozy Glow