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// Week 1 Hiatus Special:  Shy's Correspondence With Celestia 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Princess Celestia, 

Ever since I cheated on Twilight with the vet, my life has been horrible.  It seems like all that ever happens is that those closest to me get tortured for weeks on end, I get sexually assaulted, most of my other friends treat me like shit and Twilight's Canterlot friends have it out for me in one way or another, especially Dr. Colgate since she has the most pull.  I just want all of this to stop.  I just want things to return to how they used to be, I want to be liked again.  I don't know how this would happen but you are the primary princess so could you force them to stop being mean to me?

Hoping You'll Make Things Better for Me, 

Fluttershy





Dear Fluttershy, 

Look, I can't control how they behave nor can I control their behavior BUT perhaps if you make some compromises with all of them, maybe everypony will like you again.  I would start with a true, sincere apology to Twilight.  Then I would advise you toss that junkie to the side and dump Dr. Fauna.  Third, I would advise you maybe throw yourself out to Twilight.  Maybe if you do that voluntarily, she will forgive you.  Now I wouldn't count on it but it is worth a shot, right?

Hell maybe you should even try and spend some time with Twilight's old friends.  Now I know they are rather aggressive, especially Colgate, but I could supervise any and all time you spend with them.  Trust me Flutters, if you want ME to like you again, you will have to socialize with them since I think of them all as angels.  Who knows, you might even be able to hook up with Twinkleshine since she is the least dominant of those four!

Now when it comes to Pinkie, I'd be careful and I sure the hell wouldn't go out to the rock farm to visit her sisters, with or without her.  I'm going to let you in on something, I have been doing a lot of thinking and I have decided that what they did was wrong and IF you were to ever be brave enough to go out there with a weapon and put them in their place, I would forgive you.

I can't guarantee anything but you know, if you'd come up and introduce some Shy into my life, the chances of you being liked will increase tenfold.  Now while you are my least favorite right now, I have always found you attractive and would love it if you paid me a visit sometime.  I will even let you dominate me if it would make you feel better.  So who knows, maybe if you play your cards right you can become my second favorite, only bested by the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria. 

Ready to Help You Be Liked Again, 

Princess Celestia 






Two Days Later


Dear Princess Celestia, 

All I can say is WOW!  I never knew you were so good!  I know how you can be and I never once imagined you would be so gentle with me and I certainly never knew you would let me dominate you the way you did.  I know I have done a lot of bad things in my past but I am glad that at least you aren't sitting up there viewing me as an undesirable anymore.  I just wish you would feel that way about Tree Hugger and Dr. Fauna.  If that were the case, I would feel like I truly had somepony on my side. 

Now I do have a favor to ask, could you make Twilight release the two ponies that I am closest to?  You are the primary princess so I would think that any order you would issue she would have to follow.  Please give it some thought because if I could have two of my closest friends with me again, I would be much happier. 

Glad You Like Me a Little Bit, 

Fluttershy

P.S.  Are you serious about the Pie Sisters?  You would really let me go out and do something bad to them despite my behavior as of late?





Dear Fluttershy, 

Well I am glad I was able to provide you with the pleasure that made you feel at least semi-important  and yes if you were to do something to the Pie sisters, I would let it slide. 

P.S.  I'm going to let you in on a secret.  Remember when you portrayed me in that play Twilight threw for me?  Well I found you incredibly hot when you had my mane color so perhaps I could cast a spell on you to give you my mane and tail when we are together. 





Dear Princess Celestia, 

Well I am glad we were able to share the sensual moment together that we did but I want you to know something.  I will not continue to engage in these activities UNLESS you force Twilight to release Dr. Fauna and Tree Hugger.  I promise I won't engage in any sexual activities with them anymore but still, Twilight has them imprisoned for no good reason!  I would think that you would know that false imprisonment is unethical and very unfair!  Force Twilight to set them free and you'll be having a lot more Shy in your life. 

Hoping You'll Make Twilight Free My Friends, 

Fluttershy