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// Special:  Twilicorn Fallout 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Bitchlestia, 

First off, I am not thrilled.  Now that I am a princess I have so many of these hacks coming and bitching to me about anything and everything.  To make matters worse, I am now receiving hate mail and most of it is from Canterlot.  All these ponies keep on complaining about how they don't think I deserve to be a princess.  Some of them are saying that they hope I die an immediate, horrible death which to be honest I wouldn't mind one bit. 

Now what is weird as hell is that I am getting mail from these strange bi-pedal creatures from some other dimension.  A lot of it is hate mail saying that they hope the writers kill me off, they go on and on about how I was better before I got my wings and many are saying that they will no longer watch us anymore.  What the hell they're talking about I don't know but whatever it is, it can't be good. 

One thing that really makes me wonder is that some of them, in their hate mail, are claiming that I am no longer their waifu, that Fluttershy is and some of them have even made YOU their waifu.  To make matters worse though, some have said they love me more and have made me their waifu and have sexual fantasies about me every night.  Some even had the audacity to send me pictures and are asking me how they can get to Equestria so they can marry me, ugh....disgusting. 

I don't know what a waifu is but I have a feeling that it is bad, very bad.  Please tell me there is no way for them to get here because having a bunch of bi-pedal stalkers that are into bestiality would be WORSE than being cursed to live in this dump for thousands of years. 

Contemplating Going into Hiding, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





To My Inferior Fellow Monarch, 

You know what, I do not get why the hell you are bitching so much.  You got the fancy coronation you have wanted since before I sent you down to that cursed place and for a brief moment, everypony at least pretended to adore you.  What is it going to take for you to quit bitching now?

I have a bad feeling that you will probably either continue to bitch until you either get your mugshot on our currency, you get your own fancy castle or just to spite me, you will continue to bitch clear up until you breathe your last in the far, distant future.  You may think your constant bitching will cause me enough undue stress that it will kill me but trust me, it won't.  All it does is cause me to come up with more ways to make your miserable life even more pathetic. 

Laughing My Flank Off, 

Princess Celestia 

P.S.  Bi-pedal creatures?  You know those things are nothing more than characters in comic books right?  Those letters are probably just coming from My Little Human fans who want to troll you and make your life miserable.