To My Subordinates,
You all should be thanking me. Tirek, I freed you from Tartarus and I gave you just enough magic to actually be relevant in my quest to rid this world of Twilight Sparkle and her lackeys. One thing I would like to know is why the hell you have some clueless little foal who didn't even know who I am with you? From what I understand she stole magic but still, she is just a mindless little filly. If she causes you to fail, it will be your fault.
Chrysalis, you too have failed in the past, too many times to be exact. I know about your failures, I know how love energy has defeated you TWICE. Now if you are going to be of any use to me, you need to toughen up. Love is weak and no one should have any issues with it. I know you are seeking to ruin the life of this lackey of Twilight Sparkle's but given your vulnerability of love and the love this lackey possesses in her heart towards some street magician, you need to focus. I can't be there to hold your little hoof if you confront that one, that Starlight Glimmer I heard you bitching about.
King Sombra, in one way I am happy and in one way I am disgusted. I am happy that you were able to destroy that tree of harmony along with the Elements. That will lessen the powers those ponies will be able to wield against us BUT still, you failed me. You lost to those six because of the strength of their friendship. Now whether or not I will give you another chance or not I am unsure of but do know this, right now I think of you as a weak link. Perhaps next time you will listen to me and realize we need to work together. For now, you're stuck in the depths of the world again.
Cozy Glow, for you to gain my respect you must first actually get my name right. Tirek has told me some about you but compared to the rest of us, you are nothing short of a little grub who wouldn't be fit to shine my collar for me, much less aid us in our quest. Perhaps you will earn my respect in the future but for now, you are nothing short of the child that all of us are glad we never had.
Sincerely,
Your Master and Overlord,
Grogar, The Lord of Tambelon
Dear Grogar,
It sickens me to do this but I suppose I should thank you for freeing me and my little protege from Tartarus. There is one thing that I do not like though, I do not like how you seem to think you have to be in charge but for now I shall tolerate it. Regarding my little protege, she may not seem it but she is very manipulative and managed to get mail to me past Princess Twilight so don't underestimate her. - Lord Tirek
How dare you insult me like that. I am a changeling and just like we feed off of love, excessive amounts of love can overwhelm us. Now let me make myself clear, it is imperative that I destroy Princess Twilight so I can ruin the life of Starlight Glimmer. Don't you worry though, that little wretch's love infested heart will not destroy me like I'm pretty sure you think it will, I'm not that weak. Also, I am in the same mindset of Tirek, I am not thrilled that you seem to have neatly taken control of this whole situation. Remember this, you NEED us, you won't be able to beat those ponies on your own. - Queen Chrysalis
While I hate to admit this, I suppose you were right about me not being able to do this on my own. One thing I do know though is that there is no way you could have beat them on your own either. I do know it will take all of us so don't go thinking you can do this on your own. Just like what Chrysalis said, you NEED us. - King Sombra
Golly geez Lord Grogar, you really don't understand me, do you? You don't understand how smart I am nor do you realize that me and my pen pal could easily take over all of Equestria and make you OUR subordinate now do you? Don't you worry Lord Grogar, we will go with your plan, until me and Tirek come up with something better. - The Most Adorable Villain Ever, Cozy Glow
Dear Princess Celestia and Princess Luna,
I can't believe you would throw the six of us into ruling Equestria just like that! Oh we've been in a state of harmony for years you said. Everything is just fine you said. Do you have memory loss or something! It wasn't that long ago that Cozy Glow teamed up with Tirek to steal magic. It wasn't that long ago that Starlight, Trixie, Discord and Thorax had to save us all after we were kidnapped by Chrysalis.
It also wasn't that long ago that Tirek escaped and nearly destroyed Equestria and it wasn't a terrible amount of time ago that Sombra tried taking over the Crystal Empire and right before that, Chrysalis cast my bootie-call, I mean sister-in-law into the caves under Canterlot where I screwed her. Long period of harmony my lavender flank, it seems like we have more problems than harmony in this country.
Oh and now all of a sudden you have decided to come back until you think the six of us are ready? Was this your way of trolling me just to see if I actually had what it took to rule the roost? And I can not believe that you would want to let Starlight run MY school and run the show in Ponyville. Knowing you you'd probably find a way to help her overthrow me just so your precious little Starlight could run the show, that was your real plan wasn't it? You'd get my hopes up only to aid Starlight in deposing me and then you would reveal her origins to her and claim she is the rightful heir to the throne.
Don't forget Celestia, you promised me that a time will come when my friends and I will take over. When that happens, I want you out of what will be MY country, and you can take your precious little "daughter" and her little marefriend with you. Once I take over Equestria, things will be ran my way. One thing is for sure though, once I'm dictator, I mean princess, a certain yellow pegasus and her vet bootie-call will be brutally executed in the courtyard under what was once your balcony.
Ready to Rule Eventually,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Princess Twilight,
Look, I was simply testing you. I wanted to see if you truly were ready to rule this country and apparently you were not. Am I disappointed?, not really. Am I surprised?, not even close. Now I am going to say that I am not thrilled that you allowed the Tree of Harmony and the Elements to be destroyed. Thanks to you, the Everfree Forest will eventually reclaim this country if Grogar doesn't first.
Ok, since you want me gone eventually, I'll give you what you want. When it looks like Grogar is going to win, Starlight, Trixie, Luna and I will leave and you can deal with Grogar on your own. What will be funniest though will be when everypony is enslaved and then Starlight and Trixie will have to come back, save your flanks and then be ascended to be the Goddesses of Equestria while you will be dropped back down to a second-tier princess and being the head mare of a friendship school.
Now I would write more but I have plans to make and a freshly baked cake to eat and if it goes cold, I'll give you Tirek's old cage down in Tartarus....and make you share it with Fluttershy!
Making Huge Plans for Starlight,
Princess Celestia