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// Week 15 Hiatus Special:  Report and Response Regarding the Crime 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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From the Desk of Officer Silver Shield 

Sunday, February 10, 2019 C.E. 

Princess Celestia, 

After the questioning of multiple ponies, I have come to believe that charges can finally be pressed in the brutal attack on Fluttershy.  I have come to the following conclusions. 

1.  Because of responses in the questioning of Princess Twilight Sparkle, I discovered that Minuette, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine did indeed travel to Ponyville on the evening of January 6, 2019 C.E.  I came to this conclusion because Twilight admitted that the reason she released Fluttershy early was so they could "fuck her up" as Twilight put it. 

2.  Minuette's story did not match up with that of Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine and Moondancer.  Minuette was also very confrontational during her interrogation.  If she had nothing to hide, she would not have been confrontational, she would not have lied nor would she have been so rude.

3.  The behavior of Princess Twilight Sparkle.  When I questioned her, she was extremely confrontational, was horribly snide and immobilized me with her magic, which is a crime in itself.  Because of all this, I am ready to press the following charges: 

-- Attempted Murder in the first degree against Dr. M. Colgate. 

-- Attempted Murder in the first degree against Twinkleshine.

-- Attempted Murder in the first degree against Moondancer.

-- Attempted Murder in the first degree against Lemon Hearts. 

-- Accessory to Attempted Murder in the first degree against Princess Twilight Sparkle. 

-- Using magic to immobilize a police officer against Princess Twilight Sparkle. 

I will be sending deputies out to arrest the five charged so that closure can be reached on this crime.  Also, if Fluttershy was to pass, those attempted murder charges would become murder charges. 

Officer Silver Shield, Chief of Police, Ponyville Police Department





From the Vastly Superior Desk of Princess Celestia

Officer Silver Shield,

Look, I don't give a shit what you found out in your "investigation."  I am hereby declaring Minuette, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine and Princess Twilight immune to any and all charges and subsequent arrest regarding this incident involving Fluttershy.  Also, I forbid you from pressing charges against Twilight for grabbing you in her aura solely because I don't like you.

Look, Fluttershy brought this upon herself.  If that bitch had not had the audacity to release slanderous accusations in that letter and had she not committed TREASON, I may be thinking otherwise.  Now let me make myself clear, if you try and press any charges against them, I will burn you alive in the courtyard below my balcony!  On top of that, I will order every news agency to come and cover it and in the case of ENN, air it live!  Hell, I might just burn your subordinate officers alive just for the fun of it as well. 

Now do me a favor, head to Sugarcube Corner and do what cops do best, stuff your face with donuts.  Now in the meantime, I have a delicious cake waiting for me and if my cake goes cold, I'll blame you and throw you in Tartarus. 

Ready to Eat Cake, 

Princess Celestia