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// Suited For Success 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Princess Celestia, 

I have come to the conclusion that Rarity is as big of an attention whore as you are.  I decided to go over and see if she would fix a button on some shitty old dress for the Gala but she had a different plan.  Not only is she going to make me a new dress, she is going to do the same for my other acquaintances and then have us all take part in a fashion show. 

Is this a thing that is common with ponies with white coats?   With the exception of Twinkleshine, it seems like every pony with a white coat I have ever known are attention whores.  Oh well, I supposed that I would let her make me a new dress even though I truly wanted to go up there as I am, find Twinkleshine, seduce her and give her one hell of a bootie-call.

I know Rarity is supposed to be the Element of Generosity but not only did I think she went a little too far this time, but my acquaintances did as well.  The five of us knew that she was likely going to make fabulous looking dresses but I gathered those four together and we actually had more than a simple conversation.  I know you're probably surprised but I had a reason. 

Rarity had been being kind of a bitch lately and none of us had any desire to take part in a fashion show so we made a plan, we decided to be trolls.  We made a plan that no matter how much we liked the dresses she made for us, that we would simply say they were nice or acceptable because we know how she is, we knew she would then demand that she let us tell her exactly how we wanted it, and what we would instruct her to make would be completely hideous. 

As it turns out, we were right.  The dresses she made were beyond spectacular but like what we agreed on, we simply said they were nice.  After that, she decided to let us dictate what they would look like and just like we planned, we instructed her to make us the most hideous dresses possible for this fashion show and good grief, those things looked so bad her cat was hissing at them!

Now would come something even funnier, Spike found that fashion snob up there in Canterlot, told him about the show and suddenly he had decided to come to this cursed event.  This was going to be sweet, not only would we cause Rarity to look like an idiot in front of the whole town but one of the top fashion experts in the land!  Now I know Spike probably thought this would be his chance to score with Rarity but chances are the upcoming disaster would sink his chances down to absolute zero. 

The fashion show went as planned, it was a disaster and now Rarity is a laughing stock.  We wound up getting together and had a good laugh before realizing that she may run away and die in one way or another so we thought of a way to fix things.  Now if it would have just been me, I would have let her run off and fall prey to timberwolves or whatever so you'd replace her with Twinkleshine but they still wanted her around.  Oh well, I guess I can't win them all. 

As it turns out, PETA girl is a decent sewer herself so we decided to finish her dress and she did wind up loving it and we did finally admit that we trolled her over those original dresses.  Here we thought she would be happy but she was still pissed over us ruining her fashion career.  What surprised me is that I'm the only one that didn't give a shit, the others were genuinely concerned so I reluctantly agreed to a second fashion show with Hoity Toity present and he was impressed with them. 

Unfortunately she is back to her arrogant, attention whore self but I'm pretty sure some disaster will happen again before too long where we can troll her again, maybe at the Gala.  Now that would make that shitty event worth attending! 

Your Trolling Student, 

Twilight Sparkle 





To my Trolling Student, 

Awww....my little filly is growing up!  I never once imagined that an uptight bitch like you would let your mane down and have a bit of fun at another pony's expense.  Now for one thing, please keep things like this up.  Who knows, if you continue this, maybe those acquaintances of yours will actually become true friends and not just forced ones. 

I must say, I am impressed by the plan the five of you came up with, it was a stroke of genius.  I saw both dresses from afar and those ones that you trolled her with were hideous!  Had you actually tried to come up to Canterlot in those things I would have had to turn you away at the city's gates.  Those things were such a crime against fashion that even I wouldn't want them here and you know I don't give a shit about fashion. 

Now the fact that you wanted Rarity to run away and die in one way or another really frustrates me.  I did not raise you to go wishing death upon ponies, well ones deserving of life anyway and she isn't worthy of death, well yet anyway.  Give her time and once Spike no longer finds her attractive, then we'll plot on how we'll kill her, alright?

Another thing I didn't expect out of you was that you aided in making that fancy dress for her so I guess even you aren't that big of a bitch so I guess you still haven't learned everything I taught you yet.   Oh and about trolling Rarity at the Gala, let's meet up sometime and we can make plans.  I think I have the perfect plan to really ruin her night. 

Your Proud Adoptive Mother, I mean Teacher, 

Princess Celestia