//------------------------------// // Special: Colgate's Correspondence with Celestia Part 5 // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Dear Princess Celestia, You know I've been thinking and there is one more thing that I am going to request of you if you want these letters to remain between us. You will transform my friends along with myself into Alicorns AND grant us the same immortality as you. You will do the same with Flutterbitch so we will always have our domestic slave. However, you will see to it that she doesn't develop any magic. None of us would want her to have anything that would make her cleaning duties less difficult. You know, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine are looking forward to not only living with me but also making Shy's life even more miserable. I tell you, if you think I'll be loyal to her you've got another thing coming. All four of us do get needy after all and we do think she is hot and would be perfect for us to share. Now again let me know what your plan is so my friends and I will know what to do. Wanting Just One More Thing, Dr. M. Colgate, D.D.S. Dear Colgate, Good grief, how many more demands are you going to make? What next, are you going to demand your own castle? Are you going to demand I give you and your friends a license to go hunt down every hot mare in the land, force her into marriage and enslave her or are you going to demand enough bits every month so that you'll never have to work again? I know I probably shouldn't do this because many would see it as unethical but fine, you and your friends can not only do what you want with Fluttershy but I will also give you your own castle, the ability to force any hot mare you want into marriage and domestic servitude and enough money per month to live on and never have to work again. Besides, having a big castle will make Fluttershy's wifely duties even more difficult! Now don't you worry about the ceremony, I will see to it that it is lavish and that Twilight's parents will pay for it. I haven't forced those two to pay for anything for a while and it would be fun to see them and Twilight get all worked up over it. For now though, you'll have to wait until after the series is over because Fluttershy can't be damaged for season nine nor can you four suddenly be living in a lavish castle anywhere. Now please don't keep pestering me over this until you actually seduce Fluttershy and trick her into loving you, alright? I am having a fresh cake delivered to me and I don't want it going cold. Approving All Your Demands, Princess Celestia