Dear Princess Celestia,
Once again I have been trolled by the writers, but only worse. It is bad enough when I get left out but this time I was relegated to the role of a damn background pony for about fifteen seconds and who do they give the attention to? They gave it to the cutie mark cult and some little bitch from back east that, from what I understand, wound up scoring with the rich little cunts that everypony down here hates.
What a terrible way to humiliate the primary character that this whole series was built around. What the hell should I expect from Cindy Morrow though? Leave it to her to humiliate me in such a way just so a bitch with a Manehattan accent can waltz in, spend a few days and then waltz on out hopefully never to return.
You know something, I can't help but wonder if you and Cindy don't work in cahoots to find ways to piss me off and troll me. You all know how important I am and are trying to break my spirit by focusing on ponies who don't deserve to be the focus of any episode. With any luck, Hasbro will fire her for making the only important pony irrelevant.
Angry I was Shit On,
Twilight Sparkle
To My Shit On Student,
Awww, is my widdle Twily all maddy waddy that she was relegated to being a background pony? Get over it Twilight, you should be glad that Cindy decided to give you the time of day given that normally she doesn't even consider you worthy of even being on screen. Now while I would like to meet this Cindy Morrow and congratulate her on making your life irrelevant, I'm not going to because she pulls the same shit with me too.
You know, you should actually be happy that she is leaving you out because that probably gives you more time to go to the spa and continue in your fruitless pursuit to initiate PETA girl. Speaking of her, I am still disappointed that you have yet to get that submissive little thing in bed. I would think that if you were truly as great as you claimed, you would have initiated her the moment you met her.
Maybe at some point Cindy will consider you relevant enough to have a minor speaking role in one of her episodes but for now, just deal with her thinking you are too sub-par to mess with.
Laughing Over Your Irrelevance,
Princess Celestia
P.S. I haven't heard about the spa twins in a couple of letters, did they learn how you can't initiate Fluttershy and decided you weren't worthy of them either? I really hope so because you aren't deserving of them, or anypony for that matter!