Unpleasant Correspondence

by StormLuna


Week 18 Hiatus Special: Post-Healing Letters

Dear God-Emperor Goldner,

Ok, I healed Fluttershy like you asked. She is as good as new. Her wing is in perfect shape, her legs are in perfect shape, the infection is dead, her ribs are healed, her scars are gone and while mane and tail magic are incredibly tricky, I was able to restore her tail back to what it was. Now I did cleanse her of her desire for a republic and I wiped the lust out of her so she will no longer be trying to seduce anypony. Now given that she will no longer be desiring that vet, I will have Twilight free her.

Now this better be acceptable or I will go and purge a certain undesirable from the Crystal Empire, that disgusting crystaller of theirs will be no more if this does not meet your expectations, got it?

Wanting to Kill Sunburst (Still),

Princess Celestia


Dear Princess Celestia,

Alright, what you did is acceptable. Fluttershy will be ready for the season nine premiere and hopefully after an apology to the whole nation, she will be more well liked across Equestria. Ok, I will see to it that your daughter is ascended but I still can't guarantee StarXie becoming canon. If I think it will help the show, I will make it so. If I think it will hurt the company, it will have to remain in the realm of fan fiction.

Best Regards,

God-Emperor Brian Goldner, CEO of Hasbro, Inc.


Dear Princess Celestia,

It took you long enough but thanks for finally healing our daughter. You have no idea how many times over the past few weeks that we were afraid we were going to lose Fluttershy. We know for a fact that the reason you didn't care is because of that letter that she wrote to the country and we also know the only reason you did this is because the big brass at Hasbro threatened to do bad things to that Starlight Glimmer pony if you didn't come heal her.

Now let's hope this doesn't happen again because if it does, we will let the big brass know much sooner and have them threaten you sooner.

Glad You Healed Our Daughter,

Mr. and Mrs. Shy


Mr. and Mrs. Shy,

Well you're welcome and to be honest, the big brass did threaten me that way. Well hopefully your daughter can improve her image in the eyes of Equestria before too long, well that and make peace with Twilight because harmony between them will likely be necessary. Now hopefully your daughter will be what she is supposed to be, a nice, caring pony who won't stab anypony in the back.

Best Regards,

Princess Celestia


Dear Fluttershy,

I think you need to know that there are A TON of ponies out there who hate you for everything you have done ever since you seduced Starlight right after her reformation. I don't know how much you remember given all the trauma you went through but I do think you need to issue a major league apology to the whole nation in every newspaper and you can start out by apologizing to those you defamed. Attached to this letter is a copy of the letter you wrote so you can begin writing your apology.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia


Dear Princess Celestia,

I read that letter and I honestly feel terrible for everything I did. Don't worry, I will admit my wrongs and apologize to everypony, alright?

Sincerely,

Fluttershy