Unpleasant Correspondence

by StormLuna


The Hearth's Warming Club

To My Friends,

I'm sorry I screwed up the flaming heart on top of the tree. I know you were looking forward to going back to your homes and your families. I guess I was just jealous because all of you have such wonderful traditions and such wonderful holidays you all celebrate while all us griffons do is bitch and complain about everything. I do hope you're not too mad at me.

Hoping You'll Forgive Me,

Gallus


Gallus,

It's ok, we forgive you. We know you want to spend the holiday with your friends instead of your family since they aren't that nice to you.

Sincerely,

Your Friends


Dear Gallus,

I am not very happy with you right now. Thanks to your selfishness, now we are going to have to stay here and babysit you rather than going off to Las Pegasus for the holiday to escape the cold. Just so you know, I will dock points off of every exam you take from me. Wait a minute, that is ALL of you since your friends are staying put too. Be sure and tell them this too because keeping your superiors away from what they desire is not a very wise idea.

Upset With You,

Head Mare Twilight Sparkle & Guidance Counselor Starlight Glimmer


Head Mare Twilight & Guidance Counselor Starlight,

Oh please, we all know why you're really upset. If you think that none of us know what is really going on between you two you are mistaken. Other students have told us what goes on between you two. Cozy Glow told us all about what she heard when she was spying on you two. You two can claim to be all innocent and act like Professor Fluttershy is the only ho in this school but we know better.

Disappointed in You,

Gallus, Smolder, Silverstreak, Yona, Sandbar and Ocellus

P.S. Yona know about purple pony's true nature now. Yona no longer nominate purple pony as teacher of the month. - Yona


Dear Princess Celestia,

I am thoroughly pissed right now. Starlight, Trixie and I were planning a trip to Las Pegasus for the holiday but one of our students decided to ruin the flaming heart on top of the Hearth's Warming tree and as a punishment, he had to stay here and in their less than infinite wisdom, all his friends decided to stay since griffons do nothing but bitch and don't have any good holidays.

I just hope that having to babysit those six don't take away from my torturing time and I certainly hope it doesn't take fun time away because you know bitchy I can get if I don't have my fun.

Upset With a Student,

Princess Twilight Sparkle


Dear Twilight,

You know this situation is your fault. If you had just let that student go home or perhaps expelled him, you and your lovers could have just ran off to Las Pegasus but oh well. Thanks to your desire to punish students, you're stuck in the snow and cold! It could be worse though, you could be without your primary lover and her sweetie so it ain't all bad, right?

Happy You're Stuck in the Cold,

Princess Celestia