//------------------------------// // Post-Series Special 6: Letters from the Canterlot Four // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Dear Princess Celestia, Well the series is over and we want to know something, when will you give us what you promised us? When will you transform us into immortal, kick-ass Alicorns? When will we get our castle? When will we get that sex toy you promised us? When will we get that permit to go abduct any hot mare we want and when will we get this guaranteed monthly income forever that you promised? You know what will happen if you don't pay up, right? You know that we could completely destroy your reputation and spill it to the press that you bucked a commoner and that Starlight is really your daughter. Look, we want what you promised us and we will stop at nothing to get it. So unless you pay up, we'll ruin your image in the eyes of Starlight and like we once said, she will be so scarred that she will run off to that no-name village and never associate with the outside world again! Now that would really suck wouldn't it? Demanding You Pay Up, Dr. M. Colgate, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine Colgate, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine, Look, I have much bigger fish to fry right now than worrying about giving all of you what I promised. Besides, Starlight already knows I'm Her mother and I am also retiring. My retirement will be coming very soon and Starlight and Trixie will be taking over for Luna and I. They have already been ascended and will be getting married here very shortly so not only do I have a huge coronation for her planned but I also have a wedding to plan. Chances are you will have to talk to Her about getting everything I promised you because She has been ascended and has infinite powers now. So go ahead and go spill the beans to the press, it's not like it will matter anymore anyway and if you do this, I know that my daughter will see to it that you are punished and punished severely. Sincerely, Princess Celestia P.S. Oh and chances are you won't get Starlight and Trixie in bed anymore. Both have been ascended, both are far bigger than you now and with them getting married, chances are they'll settle down and only be intimate with one another....but hey, there is still Twilight! She is kind of in a bitchy mood since she won't be taking over like I promised her she could but oh well, you can go down to Ponyville and make her feel all better! Dear Princess Twilight, None of us are in a very good mood right now. As it turns out Princess Celestia is too busy to give us everything that she promised us and to make matters worse, it is as you expected. Starlight Glimmer is Celestia's daughter and not only does our little Starlie know but her and Trixie have been ascended and are not only planning a wedding but Celestia is preparing a huge coronation for her daughter. She promised us so much and now we probably won't get it unless Starlight decides to be nice and honor her mother's promises. She promised to ascend us, she promised us a castle, she promised us a hot sex toy and she promised us money for life and there is no guarantee Starlight will give all that to us after her mama retires. We aren't sure if you know all this or not but we just thought we would let you know. We have a feeling that you are probably upset but don't worry, we'll always be here for you. Tell you what, next time you come up to see us we'll even let you dominate us! Yep, we'll let you dominate us since chances are could really use a release right now and may want to feel in charge of something. Let us know when you want some action so we can come down there and help you release all that stress. Sincerely, Dr. M. Colgate, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine P.S. When do you plan on bringing Rarity up to us as an offering? With the series being over now, you can issue an executive order making her our sex slave. Remember, bring her to us with a bow in her mane, alright? Colgate, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine, You know what, your shitty problems are nothing compared to how Celestia has wronged me. If I ever calm down perhaps we can talk about how she shit on us but for now, I just want to be left alone, alright? Wronged by Celestia, Princess Twilight Sparkle Dear Starlight, Well we found out that you know that Celestia is your mother and we also know that Celestia will be retiring and that you will be taking over for her. Now we are curious about something. We want to know if you will give us what Celestia promised us. We want to know if you will give us the sex toy she has for us, we want to know if you will give us a castle, we want to know if you will turn us into immortal Alicorns and we want to know if we will still get that guaranteed money for life that she promised us. We know that you are likely very happy to finally have your mother in your life and will do everything you can to carry on her legacy and that would include giving us what we want, right? Sincerely Your Lovers, Dr. M. Colgate, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine Ladies, Right now I am extremely busy as I have not only a wedding coming up but I also have a coronation coming up too. I will say this though, I'm not just going to go giving you things like mom promised she would. I do plan on keeping some of my mom's legacies but I will not go giving handouts like you want nor will I be giving you ponies as sex slaves. If you want money, EARN IT. Also, I'm not just going to go turning you into Alicorns because you are close to me. I do have other plans too but that does not involve showing certain ponies favoritism over others. Oh and Colgate, I know my mom gave you tax exempt status but once I take over, that will no longer be the case. If I allow you to keep that status, I would then need to do away with the income tax entirely and I'm sorry but this country needs tax revenue to operate. Sincerely, Starlight Glimmer