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// Fluttershy Leans In 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Princess Celestia, 

Thanks to Big Daddy McColt my friends and I were able to get the animal sanctuary built and now Dr. Fauna's office won't be crowded with animals anymore.  I am happy but there is something that I have done that is bad, very bad and I am really scared to tell Twilight.  I am really afraid because I know how she used to be, I know how volatile her temper used to be and I'm afraid that she may do something awful to me in a rage. 

I know honesty is the best policy but I am so scared right now and I can't even bring myself to look her in the eye.  I have been avoiding her since what I did was discovered and she thought I was mad at her so she brought me a bouquet of red roses.  I know I should have communicated with her more when she did but I couldn't even look her in the eyes I'm so scared.

Could you please give me some advice on what to do?  I know if I tell her it will break her heart and then likely enrage her but I figure that your advice would be the best. 

Sincerely, 

Fluttershy 





Fluttershy, 

I want to know something, what was it that you did that you are thinking that will break Twilight's heart and then enrage her?  Whatever the hell it is, I know it was likely bad, very bad.  I have a feeling that it will be something that could very well destroy your relationship and perhaps even your friendship. 

If what I am suspecting did happen, don't expect any sympathy from me when Twilight goes into a rage and does Faust knows what to you.  If it is what I think and she tortures you or harms you in one way or another, I will be happy.  She has finally became happy and her bitching is at a minimum yet you do something bad to her and if my gut feelings are right, you betrayed her. 

Well I will hope for the best but expect the worst.  Now I would advise you tell her sooner rather than later to not only keep yourself from continuing to be stressed but also to be fair to Twilight. 

Expecting the Worst, 

Princess Celestia 





Dear Fluttershy, 

You know something, I am so glad that your marefriend is a complete doormat who would never even suspect that anything would be going on between us.  I find it hilarious that you can keep her confined to her castle but then have the ability to roam free and do whatever you damn well please.  I do hope that you will continue to lead the doormat princess on for a while longer and then you can crush her fragile, pathetic heart when we decide to become exclusive.

Wanting to Marry You (Eventually), 

Dr. Fauna 

P.S.  Look, you still owe me twenty bits over me wrapping that asshole rabbit's hoof.  Now normally I would turn such a non-paying bum over to collections but with you, I think ramming my hoof up in you extra hard will suffice. 





Dr. Fauna, 

I don't know how much longer I can continue to lead Twilight on because one night when we were getting it on, somepony decided to be a peeping tom and looked in the window when I was giving it to you rough.  Now I am scared but mad at the same time.  I am scared because I am afraid that the old Twilight will return and I will be tortured and I am mad because you were too lost in me to bother closing the fucking curtain!  Chances are I won't be able to lead Twilight on much longer so you may get me all to yourself sooner than you think. 

Upset We Got Caught in the Act, 

Fluttershy





Dear Twilight, 

There is something I must let you know and I am terrified to do so.  I got some advice from Princess Celestia and she told me to be honest with you so here I go. 

Ever since I have been making plans for the animal sanctuary and helping Dr. Fauna with the animals, her and I have been intimate on a nightly basis.  I know what I have been doing is wrong but the fact that we both love animals just kind of caused it to happen.  I know you are likely going to be mad at me and if you want to break off the relationship I completely understand but I do hope that we can still be friends.  

Sincerely, 

Fluttershy 





Fluttershy, 

You've been doing what?  You've been being intimate with the vet?  What I want to know is how could you do this to me?  I gave you my heart, I gave you my love and I was hoping someday we could be married and spend many millennia together but you go out with the vet and basically forget I exist.  You know what, this relationship is over and this is proof that you are nothing more than a miserable, pathetic bitch.  Hell you probably only pretended to like me so that I would not be forcefully initiating you.  Now do me a favor and leave me the hell alone, you are no longer worthy of being in my presence. 

Angry and Hurt, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle