//------------------------------// // Sweet and Smoky // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Flutterbitch, I have decided to place you on administrative leave without pay for activities you engaged in during your trip to the dragon lands. Ember notified me that you attempted to dragonnap some baby dragons that had just hatched. Do you not know how serious of a crime that is? You better be glad that Ember and I are friends because normally the punishment for your crime would have been being fed to Torch. I do need you to come over to my castle though so that I can dish out the punishment that Ember has demanded I give you. Well she gave me two options and I am incredibly torn between them. I am wondering, should I finally make amends with you and be your friend or shall I release some pent up stress that I have from getting so little airtime? Oh well, you'll find out soon enough. Ready to Punish You, Princess Twilight Sparkle Twilight, I'm sorry I tried to dragonnap those baby dragons but they were just so adorable! Tell Ember I am sorry and please don't do anything too bad to me. I really don't want to be tortured and whatever the other thing is, I don't think I even want to know. Knowing you, you'll probably kill one of my animals right in front of me. Hoping You Don't Punish Me too Bad, Fluttershy Garble, I never knew you were a poet. Why didn't you tell me that sooner and I could have helped you come up with some bad-ass material to share with those "friends" of yours. I do have some advice though, come down to Ponyville and go to Twilight's friendship school. It is obvious that you and Smolder are close and besides, you really do have a lot to learn about friendship. Sincerely, Spike Spike, Just because I am a poet and other dragons know about my softer side does not mean that I'm suddenly going to go being all nice and go to some mamby-pamby pony school. I know Smolder is going there but still, going there would be super embarrassing and my "friends" would never let me live it down. Knowing You're Still a Runt, Garble Dear Princess Celestia, Get this, on a trip out to the dragon lands with Smolder and Spike, Fluttershy tried to dragonnap some newly hatched baby dragons. Now as you know the punishment for such actions is harsh, extremely harsh. Luckily Ember and I are friends and I was able to get her to let me handle it instead and you are likely going to find this very entertaining. Remember how I wanted to forcefully initiate Fluttershy before I ascended? Well I decided the time had come to befriend her again and let's just say that I forced some Sparkle into her life. Now yeah, she wasn't thrilled when I rammed my horn up in her and she is kind of leery of me now but oh well, I got what I wanted and I now actually consider her a friend, an actual friend for the first time. She's not a friend with benefits, not a sweetie, just a mare that I forced into my bed and get along with now. Oh and on one final note, you know Spike's old nemesis Garble? As it turns out, he is actually a pussy who writes poetry and is now the butt of all his so-called "friends'" jokes. I find it kind of humorous that he ain't as tough as we all thought he was. The bad thing, Spike suddenly wants him to come down to the friendship school but luckily, he has declined his invitation. Well all that matters is I finally got Fluttershy in my bed against her will. Having Fluttershy as a Friend (sort of), Princess Twilight Sparkle P.S. Think I should issue an executive order and force her to put out for me on demand? Hell I could even force her to join me on trips up to Canterlot to see my old friends! I'm sure they'd just love to see her, especially Colgate! Dear Princess Twilight, Sweet, now that's my girl! I am so glad that after all the shit that little vet screwing skank put you through that you were finally able to force her into friendship. It must have been really fun shoving your horn in her but I am a bit disappointed. I am disappointed that you likely didn't get it on video and then share it with me. I would have loved to see you forcing yourself on her like that. Now regarding Garble, it is likely for the best that he rejected an invitation to come to your school. Yes it did turn out he was a poet who is all bark and no bite but I still don't think he is exactly the friendship type. Back to what is important though, congrats on finally using your executive powers to make Fluttershy worsen her quality of life. Proud of You, Princess Celestia P.S. Yes, use your executive powers to make Fluttershy join you when you go to visit your old friends. They may think Fluttershy is a ditz now but with you there, I know she will slip up and the real her will come to the surface. I'm pretty sure the powers that be are simply bluffing about what will happen if Fluttershy becomes "damaged goods" and I know Colgate and her friends will be thrilled! I do know one thing, perhaps Colgate will wind up having a domestic slave, I mean wife when all is said and done after all!