//------------------------------// // Daring Doubt // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Dear Fluttershy, Thank you for finally getting everypony to realize that I am simply trying to protect the jungle that I live in. For far too long both Daring Do and Dr. Caballeron have been taking artifacts and causing ecological damage here. I feel so relieved now that things have been hashed out between us all and hopefully I can live in peace, me and my beloved pets. Sincerely, Ahuizotl P.S. Don't even think about taking any of my pets, or any other animals in the jungle, to that animal sanctuary you have. I heard about you trying to kidnap some baby dragons a while back and I will protect the animals here from you if I have to. Dear Ahuizotl, I had no plans on trying to take any of the animals of the jungle to my sanctuary. This is their natural habitat and I think they would be best kept there and I could never take any animals away from those who care for them and love them! Sincerely, Fluttershy Dr. Caballeron, First I want to know why the hell you would spill the beans that I am actually Daring Do? I know you get upset that I always wind up getting those artifacts away from you in the end but still, that is no reason for you to try and destroy my career. Even if I didn't write about my adventures anymore, I still would make sure you don't get your hooves on priceless relics and now that us and Ahuizotl are on good terms, I don't know what the hell I'm going to do. I suppose it is a good thing I don't go through money real quick. Upset You Exposed Me, A.K. Yearling Dear A.K. Yearling, Look, I was just so frustrated you always come out on top. I figured that if I destroyed your career, I could go and take anything I wanted. Now since Ahuizotl is on good terms with us all, I'm thinking that perhaps we should work together and try to secure priceless relics. There are plenty of other places in this world where there are relics that need securing. What do you say? Should we work together from now on and be co-authors? Hoping We Can Work Together, Dr. Caballeron Dr. Caballeron, Sure, we can work together. We can be co-authors and both make plenty of money. A.K, Yearling Dear A.K. Yearling, Nooooo! Please don't stop writing! I don't care if you have to either work with Caballeron now or if your stories do have to be works of fiction! I can't survive without your stories! Please, please, please keep writing! Hoping You Keep Writing, Rainbow Dash Dear Rainbow Dash, Caballeron and I have come to an agreement that we will work together to secure relics now. Since we have agreed to let Ahuizotl live in peace and not disturb his jungle, we will be looking elsewhere for priceless relics but don't worry, I'll keep on writing and if you and your friend want to take part in our adventures, we can make that happen. Keeping on Writing, A.K. Yearling Dear Princess Celestia, I am very upset. I was excluded from an episode and things are nearly drawing to a close and I'm so close to being crowned queen, taking this place over and kicking you and your precious little "daughter" out. We really need to bitch to Goldner about me not getting airtime that is rightfully mine! After all, I'm pretty sure the fans would much rather see me than Crash, her crush and those suddenly reformed bad guys. Upset I Was Excluded, Soon to be Queen Twilight Sparkle Dear Twilight, You want to know something? The more you bring up this queen shit and threaten to throw me out after taking over, the more I am considering either not retiring or simply putting Starlight on the throne because at least she hasn't been talking about taking over non-stop since day one nor has she threatened to toss me out of the country. That is another reason she is my favorite and you are not, she isn't a disloyal, power hungry backstabbing bitch like you are. If you keep this up, you will never rule this country, ever. Contemplating Not Retiring, Princess Celestia