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// Rarity Takes Manehattan 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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To a Miserable Cut Rate Monarch, 

Well once again Rarity proved to be a complete bitch.  This time though it was worse, far worse.  You see, she decided to get us tickets to see a Bridleway play in exchange for us accompanying her to this fashion contest in Manehattan.  Now I thought this would be great, check out the sights, seduce a few hot mares since PETA girl still won't put out and catch that play but thanks to some jealous opponent of Rarity's that was not what happened.

She wound up having to make a whole new line out of ugly hotel decor and decided to use myself along with my other acquaintances as slave labor.  That right there is proof that she is by far the bitchiest, greediest and most spiteful cunt of these acquaintances.  If that is not proof that you need to replace her with Twinkleshine, who is far hotter than her, I don't know what is.  At least she wouldn't take advantage of us and at least she would be worthy of my presence, and my bedroom. 

It wasn't 100% bad though, we did get to see that play in the end. 

Wishing You'd Replace Rarity, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 

P.S.  Since I degraded myself by becoming sweatshop labor, can I come home now?  I think that should be more than enough to prove that I've learned everything I need to about friendship. 





Dear Princess Celestia, 

I wanted to write to you about the marvelous time my friends, myself and Twibitch had in Manehattan.  Yes a bitchy, jealous competitor of mine stole my fabric but I learned that my friends are very generous and even Twilight lowered herself to working on making my new line.  I suppose even she isn't a complete bitch all the time and I think she has learned enough about friendship that you could make all our lives divine by letting her come home. 

Hoping You'll Let Twilight Return to Canterlot, 

Rarity 





To My Slave Labor Monarch, 

Good grief Twilight, I make you a princess and you sink to a brand new low?  I know you have done many uncouth things to lower yourself so far that I will think you are ready to leave Ponyville but this is a new low, even for you.  You allowed yourself to become slave labor just so I'll free you from a three thousand year banishment to Ponyville?  Sorry Twily but Ponyville needs its princess, even if she is a commoner who fixed a lack-luster spell that lives in a tree.

You can claim that you did this so I would think you are worthy of coming home but I know what the real reason is.  You probably think that if you degrade yourself like that that Rarity will let you get in her coat.  I know you have always wanted to initiate Fluttershy but I'm thinking you want to do the same with Rarity as well.

You know, if you keep shit like this up you may actually succeed in initiating Rarity but don't count on it with Fluttershy.  Yes she screws Rarity on a regular basis but at least she has some standards.  If she didn't, she would have let you initiate her already. 

Nopony's Slave, 

Princess Celestia 

P.S.  For the hundredth time, I am not going to replace any of those acquaintances I cursed you upon.  Twinkleshine has done nothing to warrant banishment, alright?





Dear Rarity, 

First off I must say that I am not thrilled with you.  I find it absolutely horrible that you would actually force your friends into being slave labor.  Yes I know that Suri pony used that fabric of yours to make her own line but still, what you did is terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself. 

Now I am going to let you know that you broke some laws in your attempts to make sure that hideous hotel line of yours was ready for the show. 

First, you ran a sweatshop without a permit.  Yes sweatshops are frowned upon in general but if they are necessary, I'll allow them.  Guess what, your situation did not warrant it. 

Second, you enslaved your friends.  That is extremely illegal.  Equestria is supposed to be a land of love and harmony, not greed and enslavement. 

Third, you stole property from that hotel.  Yes the monetary value of that hideous shit was likely next to nothing but still, it is something that must be punished. 

Normally such a list of crimes would result in a five year lunar vacation but since you enslaved Twilight as well, I'll let you off the hook and I'll make sure the hotel doesn't sue you, alright.  Just don't pull anything like this again because I may not be so forgiving in the future. 

Letting You Off the Hook, 

Princess Celestia 

P.S.  Don't lose that rainbow colored spool of thread Coco Pommel gave you, it may come in handy someday.