Unpleasant Correspondence

by StormLuna


Special: Promises to the Canterlot Four

Dr. Colgate, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine,

I have some good news for the four of you. Remember how Fluttershy played the ditz card a while back? Well as it turns out that is not how she really is and I have some even better news. Twilight finally used her executive powers and forced Fluttershy into her bed against her will and is now planning on issuing an executive order that she join her on her next trip up to see all of you. Don't be surprised if Twilight winds up dragging her up there sometime and when she does, just remember about how she slandered all of us when Twilight orders her to put out for the four of you.

Now I'm sure you are likely wondering why I am suddenly going to allow this. I am going to allow this because from what I understand, Goldner isn't as protective of Fluttershy as he seems to be. I just got to thinking of something funny, I will use my executive powers to force Fluttershy to marry all four of you! Another fun bit, Fluttershy has erotic dreams about her having Twilight's babies but I am thinking it would be the babies of one of you four, hell with it, all of yours, that she will ultimately have! Don't worry though, everything else I promised, it will happen!

Spreading the Good News,

Princess Celestia


Dear Princess Celestia,

Seriously, we're going to wind up getting Flutterbitch in the end after all? This is sweet, fucking sweet! You have no idea how happy we are now that we know we will have a domestic slave, we mean wife, to clean up after us and to be forced to put out on demand! Now you know we always look forward to our little sub coming up to visit but now we are looking forward to this more than ever!

We are also happy to know that everything else we are demanding will be met. Being kick ass immortal Alicorn princesses like you will be amazing, having our own castle will be amazing and having little Shy as ours will make life truly wonderful. Hell we'll even invite you over for when we give Flutters her initiation ceremony! Thanks for letting us know, we're all so excited over this!

Happy as Larks,

Dr. Colgate, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine


Hi girls!,

I just thought I would let you know that I used my executive powers to force Fluttershy to worsen her quality of life to make me happy. I am also going to let you in on something, I will be bringing her up to the four of you as an offering since Princess Celestia gave me the green light to make her life hell for the crimes she has committed in the past. Now when I will be coming I'm not sure because Dragon Lord Ember has demanded that I punish her in multiple ways for trying to dragonnap some baby dragons. Trust me though, when it happens, Fluttershy will finally get it through her vet-screwing skull that fucking with the most powerful ponies in the land will come back to bite her in the ass. See you soon!

Looking Forward to Giving You Fluttershy as an Offering,

Princess Twilight Sparkle


Dear Twilight,

Sweet! We are happy to hear that you finally got that bitch in bed against her will and have decided to make her quality of life go down the toilet. Now we will gladly accept the offering you will be bringing up to us and we do hope you will join us in the initiation ceremony. Now we know we won't get to keep her until a few months down the road but still, she needs to know what to expect from the four hottest and kinkiest unicorns in all of Equestria.

Now we do know about how kidnappers, or dragonnappers, are punished in the dragon lands and we are happy to know that Ember gave her to you to punish. Now one thing will be for certain, once the four of us get to keep her, she will never see that slutty vet ever again. Perhaps once Flutters is forced into marriage with the four of us, you could finally put that vet and that junkie you have detained out of their misery. You may as well since Fluttershy won't know anything about them anymore anyway.

Now don't take too long to bring us our offering because you know how much we hate waiting, got that sexy girl?

Waiting for Our Offering,

Colgate, Moondancer, Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine