Dear Princess Celestia,
You're not going to believe this but Fluttershy gave me permission to leave the castle again! Yeah she and Rainbow were talking before we had to leave and I know she is going to make sure to keep an eye on me. Anyway, I will admit that it was nice to get away, again.
Now regarding the map calling us to Wonderbolt HQ, we had to fix the friendship between two ponies who were trying to get into Spitfire's coat, I mean the Wonderbolt Academy. Thing is, this mare named Vapor Trail was a kick ass flyer and this friend of hers, this crybaby named Sky Stinger, couldn't fly worth shit without her help.
Now here is the thing about Sky Stinger, he was an arrogant asshole and still though, he was an arrogant asshole even after we proved to him that he stunk up the skies. Once he figured that out, he gave Vapor credit where credit was due and finally decided to practice. In the end they both made it into the academy so all is good.
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
P.S. Please don't tell Fluttershy but there was this little hottie up there named Angel Wings. Like Flitter, she had a bow in her mane and she had the sweetest voice. If I weren't taken, I would initiate her in a heartbeat. Again, please don't tell Fluttershy, I don't want her to punish me.
Dear Twilight,
Ok, I am happy you completed that map mission but let me say this, you miss your freedom don't you? First there was your appointment with Minuette and now here you are wanting to initiate some random mare that you don't even know. That's my filly! Now all you have to do is dump Fluttershy and Angel Wings can be all yours!
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
P.S. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
Dear Teach,
You saw how great I was. You can all claim that it was me practicing that made me great but trust me, I was only faking being bad so Vapor Trail might actually feel significant for a change. Just wait, when I finally become a Wonderbolt I will ascend to captain before you and I'll laugh in your face non-stop.
Sincerely,
Sky Stinger
Dear Sky Stinger,
Don't feed me that bullshit newbie! I know you are a sub-par flyer. Yeah you may have done good in your final evaluation but I know that you don't have what it takes to even be in the reserves, much less being an actual Wonderbolt.
Much Better Than You,
Rainbow Dash