//------------------------------// // Twilight's Seven // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Shining Armor, Seriously, you thought that by having me break into Trollestia's castle and getting that crown that would make me the eternal sibling supreme? You know I may have acted like I really cared but I honestly didn't because in the eyes of Cadence, I already am! She has always liked me more, even when she refused to put out for me for so long but ever since she saw how close Starlight and Trixie are, she gave me what I wanted back and hey.....forget I said all that, alright? Unfortunately we both lost thanks to Luna and Spike but hey, at least he truly feels like a member of the family now. Always the Supreme Sibling (in Cadence's Eyes), Your LSBFF, Twilight Sparkle Twilight, Wait a minute, are you and Cadence having that "sister-in-law" bonding thing going on again? I should have known that was going on once she started vanishing on weekends again claiming she was visiting Celestia for advice on how to troll our citizens. You know what, I honestly don't care now. You two can screw all you want as long as you don't go using fertility magic to knock her up. As long as we're married and I'm a prince, that is all that matters. Oh and tell Spike that he is a great little brother, alright? Your BBBFF, Shining Armor To the Tyrant Bitch, How dare you just allow Shining Armor and Twilight to compete for that crown again. That thing was only to be handed out by us and after hearing about what happened, we are not one bit pleased that your sister trolled our kids and allowed Spike to have the crown. I swear, if we suddenly have to buy him birthday and Hearth's Warming gifts now we will not be happy. Now that you have taken this tradition over, you can take over paying for all the crap that Twilight destroys all the time. Still Thinking You're a Bitch, Twilight Velvet and Night Light Dear Twilight Velvet and Night Light, Really, you think I'm going to pay for the gifts you need to start buying for your third child? It's not going to happen and guess what, now you can pay for everything Spike destroys too! Just for shits and giggles, I'm going to make that retroactive. You are going to owe me for everything he has damaged ever since he was hatched. Now yeah, Ponyville has that fancy dam now instead of a lousy water tower but you owe me 5,000 bits for what it cost to replace it when he ruined it when he got greedy. Oh and those bills for when Twilight took him to the vet and the pediatrician, you owe me for covering those too! Oh and FYI, Applejack did do some damage to the palace while she was up here recently and you're going to pay to fix it since your daughter is partially responsible. Tell you what, I'll drop by your house later to collect the 15,000 bits you currently owe me. Either pay up or I'm giving those pretty wings of Twily's to my daughter, I mean Starlight Glimmer, capiche? Ready to Collect Your Money, Princess Celestia (aka The Tyrant Bitch) To the Sexiest Sister-in-Law ever, Guess what, my brother has given us the green light for our "sister-in-law bonding" time! He told me that he no longer cares after I kind of spilled the beans about us. This is a great thing and he said that as long as I don't use fertility magic, I can do you as much as I want. Pretty sweet, huh? The Sparkle Sibling Supreme and Your Owner, Princess Twilight Sparkle To My Sexy Sister-in-Law, Seriously? Shining Armor said that I can put out for you all I want and he won't care anymore! That is wonderful news! I wondered what was up when he seemed to be so relaxed about me claiming to go visit my aunt every weekend. Guess what Twilight, I'm making this next visit a week long tryst! Hey, we have Sunburst to change Flurry's shitty diapers so I won't have to worry. I'm really looking forward to this next visit but mark my words, I'm going to dominate you at least once, even if I have to use seduction magic. Ready to Own You, Princess Cadence