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// Scare Master 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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To Little Miss Trollestia, 

Well here we are again, Nightmare Night and the whole damn town is throwing yet another celebration.  Damn this is getting old, very old.  I can't help but wonder why the hell they must continue to throw celebrations for every single little thing.  Personally I think that they need to just drop the festivals, hold some sort of ceremony to glorify me and be done with it.  Unfortunately that isn't how it works so I figured I may as well take part in this fiasco. 

Now like always, PETA Girl was scared shitless and was hiding out in her cottage.  Seriously Flutters, you seriously think you have to hide out simply because this "holiday" scares you?  Now if that isn't pathetic I don't know what is.  Most of us simply took part in the celebration but she was simply too much of a coward.  My initial thought was, "Fuck this shit, just leave us alone" but then she actually decided to take part in our festivities!

Of course though she had to throw some lame ass "party" and then crawl back under her bed and hide.  Figures, out of myself and all my acquaintances, she is and always has been the coward.  Maybe someday she will grow a spine, join us and preferably join me in my sleeping chambers because that would be so much fun, so so much fun! 

Now you won't believe this, she eventually decided to actually join us in our activities and while she was quite the wet blanket at first, it wasn't long until she actually decided to scare us!  Yep, little miss chickenshit decided to scare us by turning into Flutterbat and going after us.  The time in the corn maze was fun but it would have been even better had she simply let me initiate her and make her mine. 

Unfortunately though, that would not be the case and her cowardly behavior just had to continue.  I will tell you this, that little bitch has no idea in hell what she is missing out on. 

Still Angry I Can't Seduce PETA Girl, 

Twilight Sparkle





To My Pissed Little Princess, 

Oh good grief, not this shit again.  Here I thought you were going to have something semi-decent to report to me but all it is once again is bitching about PETA Girl and your inability to initiate her.  I honestly think you need to just give it up.  She will NEVER want you, got it?  It doesn't matter whether she is Fluttershy, Flutterbat or whatever else, your chances of initiating her are zero!

I also would have thought that you would be used to the festivals that that hellhole I banished you to by now.  You have been there for years but all you continue to do is complain and whine about them.  Look, the ponies down there aren't like Canterlot ponies.  Most of the ponies here are snobby assholes while the ones down there lead such miserable lives that they have to do something useful rather than simply complain about what a conceited bitch you are.  Unlike you, they do like to let their manes down every now and then. 

I am glad though that you actually decided to make yourself useful and take part in activities with those acquaintances of yours instead of either just hiding out in your castle or screwing the spa twins.  Perhaps there is hope for you after all, perhaps!

Always Trolling Better Than Anypony, 

Princess Celestia