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Unimpressive Vagaries

Unimpressive Vagaries Joined 18th Apr, 2013 · Offline

Sometimes a cow is just the solution to everything.

Biggest Proofread Story

  • One In A Million Scootaloo finally finds her special talent. It's the worst week of her life. by ocalhoun 52,416 words · 1,592 · 145

Stories I've Proofread

  • Twilight Hosts a Party In her latest attempt to get ponies to read, Twilight decides to host a book themed party. What could possibly go wrong? by Amante 11,062 words · 31 · 0
  • These Flowers Never Bloom The Lord of Woe laments his undying existence as the shade guardian of forest Everfree. Here, his tale of creation, love, betrayal and sorrow will be shared: The Chronicles of Woe. by Cerulean Voice 16,271 words · 125 · 6
  • A Mare's Best Friend In a world rife with death, who tells the dog? by Man Gell 3,424 words · 49 · 1
  • Burning Day Brethren Three phoenixes discuss their various memories, masters and experiences of each of their worlds. by Cerulean Voice 4,078 words · 424 · 8
  • Doctor Whooves: Nightmare in Old Equestria The Seventh Doctor's visit to his former companion, Alicorn Celestia of Equestria, becomes a trek through the mind, dreams, and soul of Princess Luna to try and avert the crisis of Nightmare Moon. by sgamer82 30,547 words · 27 · 4

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Grammar Lesson of the Day/Week/Month

You affect an effect. Say it in your head. Memorize it. When you affect something, you do something to it which changes it in some way. Your effect is what happens afterwards.

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Bio and Proofreader Application Guide

IF YOU'RE HERE FOR PROOFREADING:
Send me a message with the following:
-Story length (current)
-Story length (projected)
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-A 3-paragraph (maximum) summary—shorter is good too
-A link to the GDoc
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Unlike most proofreaders, I don't prioritize my proofreading by what order it gets to me. If your story is interesting, I'll probably finish it before the others. That being said, if I've somehow forgotten about your story, it doesn't mean it's boring—on the contrary, it probably means it was interesting enough that I decided to proofread it, then got buried by all my other requests.

Please, PLEASE proofread your own story before you send it to me. I, along with every other proofreader out there, do not like slogging through terrible sentences and punctuation.

NOW THAT WE'VE GOTTEN THROUGH THAT...

I write stories! I've got one out right now and another on the way, so be sure to check those out. I'm an admin for The Proofreader Group, so if you have any questions regarding our policies, feel free to comment here or PM me.

My Xbox LIVE gamertag is Nyx the Fallen. Include 'Fimfiction' in the friend request and I'll accept it. I mostly play Halo and CoD, but I'll probably play a crapton of Destiny when it finally comes out.

My Only Story
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Gems of Literature

Fallout: Equestria is perhaps the most iconic work of fanfiction known to the My Little Pony universe. Seriously, read it. | Shipping and Handling and its sequel, Hocus Pocus, are by far some of my favorite works. Written by Pegasus Rescue Brigade, one of EQD's prereaders, these two stories are sure to warm your heart. And make you laugh. A lot. | Fallout: Equestria - Murky Number Seven spins the tale of a rather hopeful and frail slave under the iron hoof of Red Eye. It's longer than most works of fanfiction can ever dream of becoming, and every single word of it is literary (but not literally) gold. | Past Sins... Wow, guys. I dunno what to say about this one, except that it's literally the best piece of fiction, ever. EVER. Read it, now.

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BronyMaster64
BronyMaster64 #21 · May 25th, 2014 · · ·
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SO you're buds with GnPSB, play Xbox, and you're a FoE fan and you love MNS.

That's cool enough for me. Fallout- I mean, follow. :twilightblush:

Unimpressive Vagaries
Unimpressive Vagaries #20 · May 23rd, 2014 · · ·
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1171651

Sorry 'bout the long reply wait. I'm working a 55 hour week and doing coursework at the moment.

I remember that story, and uh... *searches for something constructive to say...* At least it wasn't the worst story I've read! :derpytongue2:

I'll be able to afford an Xbox One in a month or so. For now I just play CoDs on my 360.

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Unimpressive Vagaries #19 · May 20th, 2014 · · ·
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1168537

*Tries very hard to remember what story he commented on*

Regardless, welcome to my herd! I'm glad you enjoy my tastes. My XBL is Nyx the Fallen if you wish to shoot me a friend request.

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Unimpressive Vagaries #18 · Dec 18th, 2013 · · ·
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I'll only donate sperm to whales. Sorry.

As for that, I just... remember words well, I guess. Granted all of it wasn't precisely word for word, but I had it down well enough that I sat down and wrote it in about twenty-thirty minutes.

Bad Dragon
Bad Dragon #17 · Dec 14th, 2013 · · ·
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I can only visually remember one short word in my mind, and even that is blurry at best. Your ability to form and visually remember 2000 words in your mind counts as a superpower in my book.

Have you considered donating sperm? We could use more people with your ability in this world. :unsuresweetie:

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