//------------------------------// // What Lies Beneath // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence // by StormLuna //------------------------------// To Cozy Glow, You know what? You are nothing more than a crazy, fucked up little bitch. First you cause us to question our friendships just because we are all different creatures. Second you use some sort of freaky magic to cause us to hallucinate about horrible things, starting out by having an imaginary Twilight put our friendship to a test. You caused Silverstream to see the fucking Storm King, you caused Gallus to think he was being squished when he is scared of tight spaces, you cause Smolder to be tortured by prissy, girly tea drinking ponies, you caused Ocellus to think she is still evil by making her be Chrysalis and couldn't change back, you caused Sandbar to run into two of our professors who were trying to get him in bed and you caused Yona to run into spiders and she is terrified of spiders! Luckily we passed our test despite whatever dark magic your conniving little hide was trying to conjure up. You and the head mare can claim it was the Tree of Harmony testing us but we know better. We know you have likely stolen some artifact and are causing problems here. We don't trust you Cozy and we never will. After what you did to the Cutie Mark Crusaders, we knew you just weren't right, we knew you were up to something. Also we find it odd how you have Head Mare Twilight eating out of your hooves. We know she is strong willed and for her to just adore you like a little angel, something ain't right. We will write to Princess Celestia and she will see to it that whatever you are up to, you'll get what you deserve. Not Trusting You, Yona, Sandbar, Ocellus, Silverstream, Smolder and Gallus To Twilight's Little Pets, Me using dark magic? You fucking idiots do know that I'm a pegasus don't you? Pegasi don't have the ability to use magic and I certainly don't have any kind of artifact. I don't even know where I would find any of those. To be honest, I have never liked any of you because you are constantly judging me, you are so jealous that Twilight likes me so much you can't stand it. Face it, she will always like me because I am a perfect little angel! So Much Better Than You, Cozy "Twilight's Favorite" Glow Dear Princess Celestia, Something ain't right down here. There is this pegasus filly named Cozy Glow and she somehow has Head Mare Twilight eating out of her hooves. To make matters worse, she tried to make us doubt our friendship by telling us we shouldn't be close solely because we are all different creatures. Then there is some sort of entrance to these caves under the school and we decided to explore them. We know Cozy Glow used some sort of artifact to cause us to hallucinate and see everything that we are terrified of. Eventually we got out of the caves and she half-heartedly apologized over causing us to get absolutely no sleep and nearly be late for our exams. We know something is up with her! Could you please look into it and see to it that Head Mare Twilight expels her? We just have a bad feeling that she is up to something bad, very bad. Sincerely, Ocellus, Smolder, Gallus, Silverstream, Yona and Sandbar To Twilight's Students, Look, I know this pony may be behaving in a strange way but how the hell is a pegasus going to even know how to use strange artifacts? Only unicorns and Alicorns can use magic like that. Regarding what happened under the school, I have some advice for you. Don't go exploring under the school! I think there is some sort of gas leak under there that causes hallucinations so Cozy Glow had nothing to do with it. Besides, what is the worst a little filly could do anyway, pull mindless pranks on you? Now if you will excuse me, I have a fresh cake being delivered to me so I can't be bothered with this any further. Ready to Eat Cake, Princess Celestia Dear Head Mare Twilight, I don't know what is up with those six students you like so much but they went exploring these caves under the school. I don't know what they are up to but I think they are trying to not only cause disharmony in this school but they are trying to turn you against me! They are trying to turn you against your right hoof pony, your beloved Cozy Glow! You need to have a talk with them and reassure them that I am not up to anything bad! Please get them to stop trying to turn you against me, pleeeeease! Your Favorite, Cozy Glow Dear Cozy Glow, Alright, I will have a talk with them. I know they have formed their own little clique and are probably jealous that you and I are so close. Don't worry, I would never turn against you, EVER! Sincerely, Head Mare Twilight To the Student Six, Look, you all need to be nice to Cozy Glow. I know you are jealous that she works so closely with me but ever since that incident with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, she has grown so much. It is her growth that has caused me to have her basically be my assistant. Now would you please stop making her feel bad and mark my words, I will never turn on her, alright. Disappointed, Head Mare Twilight To Head Mare Twilight, Fine but don't go saying we didn't warn you when she does something truly horrible, something that will make the lives of everypony miserable. For all you know, she could try to kill all of you and take over the school. Now if you will excuse us, we are going to come up with some sort of plan to defeat her should that happen. Making Plans, Yona, Ocellus, Sandbar, Gallus, Silverstream and Smolder