Dear Applejack,
I can not believe you would tell Rainbow Dash to be a complete wet blanket and not let us have our fun. We save our energy for a whole year so we can do what we want in Las Pegasus. Now that Rainbow is a member of the Gold Horseshoe Gals, she will be our "chaperone" every year from now on and we're all going to have plenty of fun. Your days of dictating our trips to Las Pegasus are over.
Glad Dash is a Gold Horseshoe Gal,
Apple Rose, Auntie Applesauce, Goldie Delicious and Granny Smith
P.S. You're no longer my favorite grandchild. Big Mac is now because he doesn't go giving orders he doesn't have the authority to do. - Granny Smith
To the Gold Horseshoe Gals,
Look, I'm sorry alright. I didn't know you saved all your energy like that. Have fun with Crash from now on and if she winds up letting you get hurt in the future, it will be HER FAULT, not mine.
A Concerned Fellow Apple,
Applejack
Dear Crash,
I don't care if the grannies have invited you into their special group, you will still obey my orders when you five go to Las Pegasus, alright?
Concerned for My Family,
Applejack
Hey AJ,
I'm a Gold Horseshoe Gal now and whatever the five of us decide to do, you can't do a thing about it. You certainly don't want Granny Smith to be upset now do you? You never know, she may decide that Big Mac will be the one to take over the farm.
Proud to be a Gold Horseshoe Gal,
Rainbow Dash
Dear Princess Celestia,
Yeah I wasn't included once again but you're not going to believe this. I managed to get a horn cap on Minuette so she couldn't dominate me! Finally I was able to dominate her. Pretty sweet, huh?
Finally the Dom,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Princess Twilight,
Don't you lie to me you silly filly. If you five would bother to close the curtains I wouldn't be able to see in. Face it Twily, I saw everything and damn they dominated you!
Equestria's Number One Peeping Tom,
Princess Celestia