Dear Princess Celestia,
I don't know what the hell was going on with my friends today but they seemed to be having serious personality problems. I don't know if they all have multiple personalities, were just practicing so they can really mess with the students when exams are coming or what. Trust me though, they were being complete bitches to one another and when it came to Flutterbitch, her personality actually improved for a bit.
Get this, for a brief while she was actually respectable again, especially when she was being mean to the animals and being a bitch to everypony else. I was honestly thinking of asking her if she would be interested in joining me in torturing some undesirables but then she had to go back to her Flutterslut personality. After that it was, fuck that shit, she ain't worth my time.
In the end our little outing went ok except for the fact that our campsite was ruined. I do hope the next time we do this, the bitchy Fluttershy will return and remain bitchy. At least that one didn't give me any bad memories.
Upset Bitchy Shy Didn't Stay,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Twilight,
You know something, I don't care. This has to be the worst letter I have got from you in a while. I do hope you aren't reverting back to your whiny little self, especially since you didn't bitch much about Fluttershy. So help me if you are, you can forget about us becoming like mother and daughter again! We will simply be fellow princesses that hate one another.
Disappointed in You,
Princess Celestia
To My Friends,
You know what, enough of this camping shit. I simply ain't into it. I have much better things to do with my time such as having fun with Trixie and study on how to ascend myself, alright?
Hoping to Ascend Myself,
Starlight Glimmer
Dear Starlight,
Look, don't try and ascend yourself ok? Twilight told us once that it was because of her studying that, Celestia decided to banish her to Ponyville. You don't want Twilight banishing you to the Crystal Empire and making you have to deal with that freak nerd on a regular basis, do you? Just have fun with Trixie and everything will be fine!
Sincerely,
Your Friends
To My Failure Creations,
You know what, you bitches failed. You couldn't behave even remotely like the real thing and Twilight, you are the worst of them all. Personally I'm glad the Tree of Harmony killed all of you, especially you, because I know you wanted my power. I know you were a disloyal little cunt who would have killed me the first chance you got. Luckily for me, I don't have to worry about that. I'll just find another way to crush Starlight Glimmer's pathetic love infested heart.
Still Wanting Revenge,
Queen Chrysalis
To Queen Bitch,
Face it loser, you'll NEVER be able to defeat Starlight Glimmer. You can go on and on about how you will but you have been defeated by love TWICE and the love in her and Trixie's hearts will destroy you! You should have just resigned yourself to being our slave because WE could have defeated her.
You know what, fuck this shit. We will find a way to be resurrected and we will kill you. If we can find our way into Tartarus, we'll free this necromancer goat, he will resurrect us and then your ass will be screwed!
Ready to Destroy You,
The Ghosts of Your Creations