Unpleasant Correspondence

by StormLuna


Special: Twilight's Wrath over H&H Day

Dear Princess Celestia,

Like I let you know before, I decided to take matters into my own hooves since you are too bought off to ban this miserable holiday. Now I'm going to let you in on something, never before in my life have I ever had as much fun as I did!

As you know I had Lyra imprisoned in my sleeping chambers and I also wound up abducting a trio of hot earth ponies to join me in something special. Now I decided to invite my old friends down and I had the ultimate release, a nine mare orgy! Yep, me, my old friends, three hot florists and Lyra all engaged in a ton of fun. Now I'm not sure if Lyra would agree but hey, she needed to be punished for running off the way she did. One thing I'm sure you'll be happy to hear about, all five of us showed Lyra what a REAL MARE can give her. Hell, we even let the florists have their way with her.

Now as far as the rest of us go, we gave it to one another all night and we also gave it to those florists and guess what? Now those three little hotties can't get enough of us and outside of one another, have decided that only unicorns and Alicorns will do. Yep, they became addicted to the horn sex and now will either visit me or my old friends. Oh and I want to warn you about something, one of the florists, Roseluck, will scream "The horror, oh the horror!" when one of us gives it to her rough. It may sound bad but trust me, she loves it!

Now for some more fun news, together all of us rounded up as many couples as we could and hauled them down to the dungeon to punish them. As you know, I have a dozen sub-par cells but I'm experiencing an overcrowding situation but I don't care. Yes they can barely move around and can't even sit on the toilets comfortably but oh well, they should not have violated my law against Hearts and Hooves Day! Hey if the mares were merely engaging in meaningless sexy times with one another it would have been fine but a lot of them were with stallions. Ugh, now that is downright disgusting! What a shame the other unicorn mares down here wouldn't have gone to your school, they'd know mares are where it is at.

Now are all of my prisoners crammed in cells? No they are not. That junkie is strapped into a device where I can continue to yank on her legs to the point of where I almost dislocate them. Hey, it would be no fun to simply rip them out at the very start! Also, remember that vet Flutterbitch screwed all the time? Well I abducted her yesterday, strapped her to a table and me and my friends decided to rip her a few new holes. Hell even Lyra decided to join in on the fun.

I am hoping that this will teach that fucking vet to never cross my path unless she wants to feel not just my wrath, but be an instrument for my friends and I to release all our pent up frustration upon. She knew I was enraged over what she did and began to cry and beg for mercy from me when I had my horn rammed up in her. The fun thing, the more she begged, the rougher I was with her. Now I know she will go cry to Fluttershy about this and if Flutters winds up coming to me and throws a fit, she'll get the same treatment. Nopony crosses the path of Princess Twilight Sparkle and gets away with it, NOPONY!

Also, we decided to punish Bon Bon too. Now we didn't give her anything special. We simply broke all four of her legs, shaved her cutie mark off of her and broke her muzzle. What a shame Starlight and Trixie ran off to Las Pegasus, she could have stole her cutie mark, put it in a shatterproof jar and I could have turned it into a knick-nack for my mantle. What was the funnest, when we all had our horns pointed at Lyra when we forced her to stomp her until she had a concussion. I tell you, Lyra is much more of a doormat than she used to be. Back in the day you'd swear her and Minuette were sisters with the way she was but now, she did as she was ordered to do.

Sorry I didn't write my Hearts and Hooves Day report earlier but three straight days of sexy times and brutal torture tends to make a pony forget about the responsibilities she has.

Had the Best Hearts and Hooves Weekend Ever,

Princess Twilight Sparkle

P.S. Do you think you could take some of my prisoners in? I discovered that you literally can't force more than four stallions into a cell and five mares into a cell and I have run out of room! I certainly can't have them wandering around free in the dungeon and I certainly don't feel like putting up with the stallions anymore. The bastards are always giving me smiles hoping I'll release them and it is getting disgusting. If you take them off my hooves, I'll make it worth your while.


Dear Princess Twilight,

All I can say is WOW! Now this is the Twilight Sparkle I raised! For so long I thought you didn't quite have it in you, for a while you were too much of a fucking doormat to do it, for too long you needed time to heal but now, now I know you can and will properly execute your duties as a princess of Equestria.

When you said that you were going to ban Hearts and Hooves Day down there, I never imagined you would take things to a level that even I wouldn't think of. I am very proud of you Twilight, you abolished a useless holiday, punished those who celebrate it, brutally punished those who betrayed you, punished a pony who betrayed me and tied the record for the biggest orgy in Equestrian history.

Now I am also thrilled to hear that you are punishing that junkie. Drug addiction and drug possession are serious problems here in Equestria and if you can even take one off the streets, Equestria will be a much better place. Now regarding not doing anything besides that, I don't blame you. She is one of those types that would be unfit to do anything with!

Now regarding that vet, I am so happy that all of you decided to give it to her rough. With any luck she will turn out like those florists and only want unicorns and Alicorns in the future. Now that would be hilarious, Fluttershy crying and whining about how Dr. Fauna dumped her and decides to pursue every hot unicorn in town. Now that would be priceless!

Regarding Bon Bon, she is another one of those types that most mares wouldn't want to do anything with given she constantly has a scowl on her face so simply breaking her legs was likely the right call. Just be sure and force feed her moldy bread and make her drink dirty water to make it all the funner, alright?

While I am very proud of you I am also very disappointed. I am disappointed because you had the audacity to not invite me to this. You know how much fun I would have had with all of you, both when it came to the orgy and the torturing. Just think, had you invited me, you could have broke the record for the biggest orgy. Come on Twilight, next time you decide to do something like this, invite me!

Wishing You Would Have Invited Me,

Princess Celestia