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// Special: Surf and/or Turf Part 2 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Ocean Flow, 

I absolutely love it here in Seaquestria!  I am curious if you would be willing to adopt me because you see, I am an orphan.  One of my friends is a bitch, the other one is kind of a bitch and that lavender Alicorn that joined us, well she can be a bitch as well.  Please adopt me, I know you would love me as a daughter. 

Hoping to Be Your Daughter, 

Scootaloo





Dear Scootaloo, 

I am not sure if my sister, Queen Novo, would want a pony living in Seaquestria.  Yes she trusts Equestrians now but to have you live with us permanently I'm not sure.  I'd love to have you as a daughter but somepony would have to cast an age regression spell on you so you would be like a newborn.  Find somepony who will do that and I'll raise you as my own for sure. 

Sincerely, 

Ocean Flow 





Dear Starlight, 

From what I understand you can do age regression spells.  I want to move to Seaquestria and be the daughter of this seapony named Ocean Flow.  To do this though, I have to be age regressed to being a newborn.  Please take this into consideration because I want to be a seapony so bad. 

Sincerely, 

Scootaloo





Dear Scootaloo, 

Sorry but Trixie and I have visited Seaquestria on multiple occasions and unless you want an extremely overprotective mother, I would advise you stay on land.

Sincerely, 

Starlight "The Best at Magic" Glimmer 

P.S.  Tell you what, I'll study wing growth spells and once I learn one, I'll cast it on you so you can go flying with Rainbow and I.  Would that be acceptable?





Dear Ocean Flow, 

I must say that I enjoyed my recent trip to Seaquestria although I was hoping that you and I could do something besides making sea shell necklaces.  You see, I only get to see my unicorn friends every so often and I am curious as to how much fun I could have with a seapony.  Let me know if you're interested in having some Sparkle added into your life. 

Sincerely, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





Dear Princess Twilight, 

You know what, my sister is in a state of shock over the letter you sent her.  Now let me make myself clear, ocean clear, I will not allow you to harass any of my subjects like that again, ESPECIALLY MY SISTER.  I am thinking that the next time anypony comes to Seaquestria, it shall be that unicorn that has so much more magical talent than you, well her and that great and powerful marefriend of hers.  I know that she nor Trixie will not try to seduce any seaponies or hippogriffs.  I have come to a decision, I have decided to banish you from Seaquestria until further notice. 

Upset You Want to Seduce My Sister, 

Queen Novo





Dear Princess Twilight, 

I just got word that you are suddenly wanting to screw Queen Novo's sister and I have also been notified that you have been banned from returning there until Queen Novo decides you can be trusted.  Look, I know you get needy but to try and seduce the Queen's sister and mother of one of your students is just appalling.  Next time you get needy please just come visit your friends with benefits, alright?

Sincerely, 

Princess Celestia 

P.S.  Queen Novo has requested that the next time somepony from your school has to visit either Mount Aris or Seaquestria over one of Silverstream's permission slips that you send Starlight instead.





Dear Princess Celestia, 

Look, I"m sorry ok?  It is just that she is really attractive and really nice.  Tell you what, I'll just leave the seaponies alone for now and hope that eventually I can regain Queen Novo's trust, alright?

Hoping Queen Novo Will Trust Me Again, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle