Dear Rainbow Crash,
You know what? You are a bitch, a complete and absolute bitch. Until Smolder finally got you to see the light, you didn't give a shit about the cheer squad or us. You can claim to be the Element of Loyalty but you sure the hell weren't showing any loyalty to this school, to the buckball team or the cheer squad that would motivate them. We get it, you're all pissy because the best buckball team in Equestria were the coaches instead of you. Luckily though in the end you decided to stop being a bitch and actually care about us. Smolder thinks you are being insincere and Yona will still only nominate Professor Rockhoof for teacher of the month but we suppose we should say thanks.
Sincerely,
The School of Friendship's Cheer Squad
To the School of Friendship's Cheer Squad,
Look, cheer leading is boring and I will admit, I was upset that I wasn't the buckball coach. I'm sorry I was such an uncaring bitch clear up until the end but hey, at least the crowd liked your performance, right?
Your Coach,
Professor Rainbow Dash
Princess Bitchlestia,
I saw what the hell happened during that buckball game. It is bad enough that all your players were unicorns but you gave one of them wings just so they could play? Don't think I didn't see that unicorn with the wings use magic to stop the ball on multiple occasions. How the hell you got away with this I don't know but I am planning on challenging the outcome of this game. You have to have one earth pony, one pegasus and one unicorn, not three unicorns. Just like you are a greedy bitch, you are a cheating bitch too. It is no wonder Twilight bitched about you all the time. Hell you probably doctored her grades solely so you'd have an excuse to get rid of her. I wouldn't be one bit surprised if had you not been her teacher, that Twilight would have failed and been kicked out of your school. Mark my words, I will go to the press over this and everypony will believe me.
Mad as Hell,
Fluttershy
Fluttershy,
Oh really? You think you can challenge the result? Look, the rule book doesn't say a thing about a unicorn that identifies as an earth pony playing offense nor does it forbid a unicorn with fake wings playing defense. Yes you are a buckball all-star but remember, I am the primary princess in Equestria and I can bend the rules all I want. Now if you don't stop bitching like Twilight used to, I will disband that buckball team down there and go kill every animal in that damn sanctuary of yours....well that and offer Discord a share in power in exchange for giving you to Colgate when all is said and done and I know you certainly don't want that now, DO YOU?
Bending the Rules,
Princess Celestia
Dear Lighthoof and Shimmy Shake,
I must say that despite you having a shitty coach, you and your fellow cheerleaders did a good job BUT not a good enough job to motivate our team to win. Now normally such a thing would result in you being punished in my dungeon but you two are incredibly hot and I see those seductive looks you always give me. I know deep down you want me to control and dominate you so I am taking away your dorm rooms and forcing you to move in with me.
You see, Trixie has forbidden Starlight from engaging in sexy times with me so you shall replace her. You will sleep with me every single night and you will allow me to give you horn sex on demand whether you want to put out or not. Also, you will suck on my horn on demand. I can not allow sexy little things such as you to go unpunished for not motivating the team enough to win. Upon receipt of this letter, you shall vacate your dorms and move in with me. Now don't worry about what your parents will think, they think I'm awesome and will be totally ok with it. Oh and a couple more things, keep the valley girl accents, I think they are hot and they really turn me on. Second, you will wear those cheer leading outfits ALL THE TIME. I am not about to allow my new little hotties to dress in a way that doesn't turn me on 100%. Now get your flanks over here, ASAP. The time for your initiation ceremonies has arrived!
Ready to Make You Mine,
Your Owner, Head Mistress Twilight
Dear Head Mistress Twilight,
Really, we get to move in with you! We are like, so happy! You have no idea how often we totally hoof ourselves to you, fantasizing that you are like, giving us horn sex and dominating us in any way you can. You can act like you are like, forcing us to move in with you and act like we don't want to but guess what, we do.
Anything for you Head Mistress Twilight, we will do it for you. We are like, your property now. Now please don't abandon us or not hold us close when we're in your castle because we'll like, get separation anxiety if you aren't controlling us alright? We will see you soon.
Your New Property and Totally Willing Sex Slaves,
Lighthoof (you can call me Lustful Lighty if you want) &
Shimmy Shake (you can call me Sexy Shimmy if you want)
Lustful Lighty and Sexy Shimmy,
Sweet! I know you girls and I are going to get along just fine. Now get to my palace immediately or your initiation ceremonies will be rough!
Your Head Mistress,
Twilight