Princess Sunbutt,
I would love to know why it is you think we should befriend a species so low on the evolutionary scale. Seriously, those morons don't even understand proper usage of the Equestrian language. While I think they are almost just as inferior to us ponies, couldn't we befriend the Minotaurs instead? Yes they are narcissistic bastards but still, at least they grasp our language.
About those idiots, they did a ton of damage to my castle and I am not one bit pleased over that. Since it was your idea to invite those fucktards into my castle, you should be the one to pay for the damages they caused. Oh and by the way, those idiots declared war on us until ADHD Girl finally calmed them down with a typical party of hers. That right there is proof that they are just as undesirable as most everypony else down here.
I do have an idea though, let's lull those yaks into a false sense of security, invite them down here for a summit and then slaughter them. I've always wanted to try some yak meat anyway.
Hungry For Yak Meat,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Purple Pony,
Pink pony's party was fun, no declare war.
Sincerely,
Prince Rutheford
Dear Pink Pony,
Pink Pony understand yaks now, no declare war.
Sincerely,
Prince Rutheford
Dear White Pony,
Yaks destroyed purple pony's castle and now purple pony demand yaks pay for damages. If she keeps it up, yaks declare war again.
Sincerely,
Prince Rutheford
Princess Starbutt,
There is one reason and one reason only I wanted us to befriend them, to inconvenience you. I honestly don't think they are worthy of our friendship but hey, you had nothing on your schedule and I figured this would be much more productive for you than hiding out in the spa and screwing the twins or trying to initiate PETA Girl.
Oh and just so you know, I am not thrilled that those yaks decided to declare war on us. Luckily for you, Pink Pony, I mean ADHD Girl came through and saved your ass. It must really suck for you, it must make you feel so pathetic when inferiors have to save the day for you. Had they done any damages, oh wait, they did! Now I am not going to pay for the damages they caused to your castle but I am certain your parents won't mind so I am going to fine them plus a ten percent fine to cover the repair costs.
Always Your Superior,
Princess Celestia
P.S. You are right about their language use though, it is horrible!
To Yak Prince,
Are you color blind or something? I am LAVENDER, not purple!
Sincerely,
Lavender Pony Princess,
Dear Prince Rutheford,
Yay, now can Pink Pony come up and visit Yakyakistan sometime?
Sincerely,
Pink Pony
Prince Rutheford,
Let me start out by saying that if you declare war again, I will use my magic to not only eradicate you and Yayyakistan, I will hunt your kind to extinction and give Twilight some of the yak meat she is suddenly desiring. I do want you to know this, do not cross Equestria's path again.
Ready to Kill,
Princess Celestia
Oh and don't worry about having to pay for the damages you did to Twilight's castle, I'll just bill her parents for the damages, alright?
Oh and on a final note, if you ever decide to visit our vastly superior nation again, at least learn proper usage of our language, got it?