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// Sleepless In Ponyville 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Princess Luna, 

I want to thank you for coming into my dreams and saving me from the headless horse.  I do want to ask you of a favor though, could you please tell Rainbow Dash to stop telling scary stories when we go on our camping trips?  I really don't want my friends to know I'm not the tough little filly they think I am.  It would be much appreciated. 

Your Loyal Subject, 

Scootaloo





Dear Scootaloo, 

Rainbow Dash and I are not all that close but I suppose I could enter her dream and tell her about your request.  Whether or not she will listen I'm not sure but I do have a feeling your friends already know Rainbow's stories scared you so it may be all for naught. 

Sincerely, 

Princess Luna

P.S.  Don't worry, if you have more nightmares, I've got your back.  The headless horse and the olden-pony are no match for me. 





Dear Princess Celestia, 

Here we go again, yet another episode without me in it.  Who the hell do these writers think they are, just leaving me out like this?  I'm honestly considering just walking out, going on strike and telling Hasbro that if they want me back, they will have to pay me big bucks, such as 25% of all toy sales of any figure or sets that include me....that and a romantic episode involving me and Fluttershy. 

Given you know how I feel and are constantly left out, I'm pretty sure you know how I feel and can actually relate with me for a change, right?

Angry I was Left Out Again, 

Twilight Sparkle 





To My Crybaby Student, 

Could you just quit your bitching already?  Yes I know you are being excluded a bit more these days but still, you get a hell of a lot more airtime than I do.  I would advise though that you don't go bitching demanding a pay raise because it ain't going to happen, God-Emperor Goldner does want a couple more yachts and another mansion after all and he ain't about to give that up just to calm a bitchy lavender unicorn down. 

Just imagine if I made those demands, he'd have to sell all his stock in the company to pay me what I deserve and that would be a hell of a lot more than what you will ever be worth.

Hoping You'll Shut Up Already, 

Princess Celestia 

P.S.  I think I know why you aren't being included in so many episodes.  Your second mother, Lauren Faust, left the show after season two over creative differences between her and God-Emperor Goldner.  Don't worry though, I'm sure a little less screen time will be worth it in the end. 

Oh and on a final note, they aren't going to hook you and Fluttershy up so you'll just have to keep on trying to romance her off screen.