//------------------------------// // Forever Filly // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Dear Princess Celestia, I have come to the conclusion that my little sister is an ungrateful bitch. I took time out of my busy schedule to go visit Sweetie Belle and she basically treats me like shit. She acted like it would be the end of the world if she didn't help this filly re-connect with her cutie mark. Now if her and her friends got paid to assist ponies like that I could understand but like the idiots they are, they do it for free like it is nothing more than a fucking hobby. I know those three are still fillies but once they get old enough I'm going to have to teach them how to operate a business if they are ever going to make something out of themselves with this ridiculous shit they do. Oh well, I suppose they could still be blank flanks and be printing my diary for all to see or be mixing up love poisons and trying to destroy the town so I guess it isn't 100% bad. Angry With My Sister, Rarity Dear Rarity, Ok, I get it, your little sister is still being a bitch. She has lived with you for years and I would think that you could have raised her better since your parents didn't want to put up with her shit anymore. Technically, a lot of this is your fault because you taught her to be generous and give out her special skill for free. You should have taught her from the day your folks dumped her on you that nothing is free. You should have taught her all the ins and outs of being a businesspony because those fillies could be making money like there is no tomorrow and the best thing, paying me taxes! Sincerely, Princess Celestia Dear Rarity, Look, I can't just drop everything to hang out with your diamond covered ass, ok? I have responsibilities now and I sure the hell didn't appreciate you treating me like I'm a fucking filly. Seriously, a stupid puppet show, useless balloons, tiny scoops of ice cream and ridiculous pictures? I've grown up and I demand to be treated as such. If you want to hang around me form now on you will treat me like the grown up pony I am....and could you please not embarrass me in front of my friends or my clients? Mad You Disrespected Me, Sweetie Belle To an Unappreciative Bitch Sister, Let me start out by saying that the "responsibilities" you talk about are nothing more than a shitty hobby of yours. If you want me to take this cutie mark "responsibility" shit of yours seriously, you will get a business license and start charging for your services. That right there is proof that you aren't so grown up after all, you lack the brains to charge for services that only you can provide. Look at me, I don't have three boutiques across Equestria because I gave away my services, I charged ponies for my creations. As soon as I began making dresses, I immediately starting charging for the products I created and that is what has caused me to be the successful pony I am today. Just watch, you'll probably still be a little parasite giving your services away and be mooching off of me in thirty years. Oh and another thing, you still go to Cheerilee's school so no you are not a full grown pony nor are you the size of a full grown pony. If you were fully grown, you would have graduated and stood at roughly the same height as me. Sorry Sweetie but you're still just a filly. Your Successful Older Sister, Rarity Dear Princess Celestia, Here they are doing it again. Those fucking writers exclude me again. I swear, Goldner needs to do something about this because who the hell wants to watch Rarity and the little hellions when they can watch me instead? Had I been thinking I would have went up there and joined you for some cake but I do have some good news! I decided the time had come to unleash my wrath for all the shit I have had to go through. You know that vet that Fluttershy had been screwing? Well I caught her and Flutterslut in the act and abducted both of them! Yep I abducted both of them, hauled them down to my dungeon and brutally tortured that vet and made Fluttershy watch. To make things even sweeter, I abducted that druggie and tortured her too because I found drugs on her again. I swear, watching Fluttershy cry as I punished those that she cares the most about was so fucking liberating! Finally I feel like my own pony again and trust me, if anypony ever crosses my path again they will suffer dearly. Back to My Old Self, Princess Twilight Sparkle Dear Princess Twilight, For starters, I'm going to tell you what I used to tell you, you simply aren't that popular and that is why you were excluded and you can bitch to God-Emperor Goldner all you want but it won't do any good. Remember Twilight, this ain't the Twilight Sparkle show. I am however happy to see you back to your old self. I suppose those few days you spent up here with me were worth it. Believe it or not but I'm happy to hear you bitching again and I'm glad that you are no longer a damn doormat because you being reduced to one made ME look bad. Now learning that you unleashed your wrath upon those that wronged you really makes my day. I am ecstatic to see that you are releasing all that pent up anger in a productive way. Now feel free to keep it up, especially with that junkie. Now I am disappointed that you never got her to admit where those drugs came from. This time though, could you please force her to confess? Even if you have to break all four of her legs, make her confess! I need to know who to punish and I need to know if we need to close our ports. Like I said last time, we don't need that shit in our superior country. I do want to apologize for bitching about your bitching and complaining all the time though. I should have expected it since I raised you to be a hell of a lot like me. Now I know those other four and that star student of yours are friends, but don't be all sappy when writing to me about them, ok? I didn't raise you to be like that and it is unbecoming of a mare that I raised like she was my own daughter. Feeling Like A Proud Mother, Princess Celestia