To Our Students,
We are sorry that we set a bad example for friendship. You see, we are friends but we really don't like the same things and that can lead to conflict. Here is the thing though, trying to find that amulet brought us closer together and we did face dangers together that brought out a genuine concern for one another. For instance, we ran across a toad that had a breath that stunk so bad it would puke a maggot off of a gut wagon.
We definitely don't like the same books nor do we agree on what constitutes as a fun activity but you see how things turned out in the end. We are good friends!
Hoping We Taught You a Lesson,
Professor Rarity and Professor Egghead
To Our Professors,
We aren't really sure if you are friends or if you weren't simply acting. Come on, the way you two were acting there for a while was more the way how enemies would act. We all suppose it could be worse. You all could be like the head mare and the guidance counselor who can't contain their urges or you could be like Professor Sluttershy and be screwing the vet all the time.
Your Students,
Yona, Gallus, Silverstream, Ocellus, Sandbar and Smolder
Dear Princess Celestia,
Guess what? Crash and Rarity wound up teaching our students that they are friends in the end even though they had a serious blow up and nearly ended their friendship right in front of them. I'm not sure quite what to do about this but I'm not going to worry too much about it. From what those two told me, I still have bigger concerns, such as trying to get our students to forget about what Starlight and I do in her office. Get this, our six best students brought that up in a letter to Rarity and Crash, claiming that at least they aren't like me and Starlight! It ain't all bad though because they did bring up Fluttershy's promiscuity as well.
Hoping They'll Forget About Me and Starlight,
Head Mare Twilight
Twilight,
Well that is sweet that they wound up teaching those students a lesson but I honestly don't care. I think you need to teach those students of yours another lesson. You need to haul them down to your dungeon and teach them what happens to drug users. You need to torture that junkie in front of them, scare them into remaining clean. Do that and everything will be fine, alright?
Hoping You'll Teach Your Students to Stay Clean,
Princess Celestia