Unpleasant Correspondence

by StormLuna


Post-Series Special 14: Speculation in the Canterlot Chronicle

To the Citizens of Canterlot,

As you all know, recently Princess Celestia and Princess Luna retired and Celestia put her daughters on the throne. During their coronation ceremony, not only were they given the titles Goddess-Queen but also as they were leaving the balcony, many ponies saw them put their wings around one another and began to hold hooves. While the coronation ceremony in the throne room revealed that Celestia's daughters were ascended to a higher level since we no longer have the Elements of Harmony to protect us, what is your take on the New Royal Pony Sisters putting their wings around one another and holding hooves? Are they merely sisters or do you think they engage in other activities, activities that sisters should not engage in?

The Canterlot Chronicle


I tend to think that the two are simply close sisters. I have known Twilight for years, dating back to before she went to Ponyville and she does not remind me of the type to engage in activities like that with her sister. Yes she is a filly-fooler but she certainly would never get it on with her sister. I do not know Starlight at all but I don't think she would do that either.

Donut Joe


I personally think those two are much more than sisters. Princess Celestia is a deviant and I am certain she raised Twilight to be just like her. I have seen on many occasions on how the new pony sisters interact and I have seen the two kiss when they thought nopony was watching. Face it everypony, our new leaders are incestuous sisters and because of the higher ascension Celestia said that they got, there is not a thing we can do about it. All we can do is hope other leaders don't cut ties with us over this. Oh and to the incest sisters, if you are reading this would you please give Fleur de Lis back to me instead of giving her to Dr. Colgate and her degenerate friends like your amoral mother said she would?

Fancy Pants


I know both of these ponies and I know that neither one of them would ever engage in incest. Now I ask this of you Canterlot Chronicle, you remember what happened the last time somepony slandered somepony in the royal family? Do you remember how that pony was put in her place? While the new royal pony sisters are not incestuous, I am certain that they would have absolutely no problems shutting you down and throwing you all into Tartarus or making new decorations for the sculpture garden out of you for allowing this speculation to take place and I for one hope your punishment is swift and severe.

Dr. M. Colgate, D.D.S.


Let me start out by saying that I am close friends with both Goddess-Queen Twilight and Goddess-Queen Starlight. I have known both for quite some time and I do know about the activities they engage in. I will admit, I know that they buck and buck a lot. Now this was before they found out they were sisters but I believe that the sexual passion between the two is simply too great for them to give all that up solely because they are sisters. Even worse, those two did not invite me or any of their other Ponyville friends for their coronation! I hate to say it but I bet it was so they could go and buck right after their coronation. I don't see anything wrong with it but I am certain that they probably buck even more now that they are leaders living in the palace.

Rarity


Um, well I will admit that I have known them for a very long time and they do spend a lot of time together. I know that Twilight often times needs Starlight to "calm her down" which pretty much means they sleep together. I know I probably shouldn't say this but sometimes it seems like they can't survive without one another. I'm sorry Twilight, I'm sorry Starlight but I just feel like this has to be shared.

Fluttershy