//------------------------------// // She's All Yak // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Dear White Professor Pony, Why did you and other professors try to turn yak into something she is not? Why did you make Yona think she had to wear dress when no other females did? Yona is disappointed in all of you, especially purple pony and slutty yellow pony. Yona should have just went with her instincts and went as what she is, a yak, not a ponified version of Yona. Yona P.S. Yona still not nominate slutty yellow pony or promiscuous purple pony for teacher of the month. Yona only nominate Professor Rockhoof because he is big, strong and honorable, just like yaks! Yona, Look, you came to me wondering if you had to dress up and the six of us simply assisted you in the way you wanted. Nopony forced you to come to us for advice but I suppose it all turned out fine in the end and you discovered that Sandbar likes you for who you are and not what you aren't. Think of it as a learning lesson, just be yourself, alright? Professor Rarity P.S. Oh and unless you start nominating me for teacher of the month, I will dock points off of all your exams, got it? Yona, You know you didn't have to get all dolled up for me and try to act like a pony. I know you were trying to impress me but I like you because of how you are. I like you the way you are, not you trying to be a pony. Next time something comes up like this, don't let our professors try to turn you into a pony. You are a yak and I like your yakness, alright? Sincerely, Sandbar Sandbar, Yona sorry. Yona just thought because of trophy that Yona had to be like a pony. Next time Yona know not to act like pony. Yona