Dear Princess Twilight,
Look, I have been doing a lot of thinking and I have decided that you have been taking things much too far with your torture. Now while I know you enjoy torturing your victims, I really think you need to let Dr. Fauna go. I don't mean to upset you but that town does need a veterinarian and unfortunately, Fluttershy does not have a license to be a vet since she never went to school to be one.
Also, I want you to know that Fluttershy is in a state of despair right now. Not many ponies have been nice to her ever since her infidelity was discovered. Now I may seem like an intolerant bitch who loves punishing ponies for no reason but I do think that Fluttershy deserves a second chance. We had a get together recently and I can tell that she is genuinely sorry for everything she has done so I think it would be best if you stop being so horrible to her.
Also, as part of you being nicer to her, I am ORDERING you to let Dr. Fauna go and not torture her unless she actually commits a crime of some sort. I am thinking that if they can at least interact, Fluttershy will be happier and who knows, a time may come where you and your friends need to have harmony between all of you again and this bad blood between you and Fluttershy simply can't be anymore. Now when it comes to Tree Hugger, keep her locked up and keep torturing her since she is a legitimate criminal.
Ordering You to Be Nice to Fluttershy,
Princess Celestia
Dear Princess Bitchlestia,
What the fuck? You are ordering me to be nice to the conniving whore who broke my heart and you are ordering me to release that slut she cheated on me with? I honestly thought that you and I were going to try and rebuild that mother/daughter type relationship that we had when I was a filly but apparently not. Let me guess, when Flutterslut came up to visit you, she wound up introducing some Shy into your life and all of a sudden you are in love with her.
You know what, fuck that shit. You can try and be as close as you can be with me but I will never see you as an adoptive mother now. Hell I wouldn't be one bit surprised if you and Fluttershy are becoming lovers and you'll even cast my old friends aside since Fluttershy is so wonderful now. Hell next thing I know you'll be inviting Starlight up there and show her proof that you really are her mother since you already treat her like one to start with.
Mark my words TIA, I will not forgive you for this, ever. You started out by banishing me to a third-world shit-hole, you curse five ponies upon me who I initially despised, I couldn't initiate PETA Girl for ages, I had to put up with an idiot with an undiagnosed case of ADHD and then you decided to make my life worse by cursing me with three millennia of pure hell.
Luckily things have improved but now I'm going to have to put up with three millennia of knowing that you stabbed me in the back by siding with PETA Girl. Ok, I will follow your orders, release that slutty vet and be civil with PETA Slut but I will not release that junkie. It is MY JOB to handle lawbreakers and undesirables and she will always fall into both categories.
As far as you go, you can go straight to Tartarus for all I care. Remember when I was cursing your name for so long, well those days have returned. You have proven yourself to be a heartless despot who delights in the suffering of almost everypony in Equestria, everypony except for Flutterskank. Hell, I wouldn't be one bit surprised if you haven't broken the hearts of my old friends by casting them aside for PETA Girl as well.
Just you wait, a time will come when I will learn enough to ascend myself to a higher level and if I can't, I know Starlight will. Starlight cares a lot about me and I bet I could get her to steal you and Luna's cutie marks, depose both of you and then her and I could share this country. Whether she would have us split it or just rule together, we would do a far better job than you and Luna. So watch out Bitchlestia, your days of ruling are numbered.
Hating Your Guts (Again),
Princess Twilight Sparkle