Dear Princess Celestia,
You are not going to believe this but I was able to help Daring Do thwart another evil plot by Caballeron! Well I suppose I should say me and this whiny voiced idiot that only likes the first trilogy. Get this, he claims the latter books are not realistic and for Faust's sake, I took part in one of them! Hell I even made the cover and that moron didn't even notice me and how awesome I am!
I am glad that you let me get out of going to that boring friendship summit though and I am so glad you made the rest of my friends, especially Twilight go because she would have probably fucked up and allowed Caballeron to get the Amulet of Culiacan and then acquire the Seven-Sided Chest of Chicomoztoc and that would have been a disaster!
Maybe Twilight can attend the next one although lets face it, Fluttershy probably wouldn't let her go and would threaten to leave her if she did.
Happy I Went to the Convention,
Rainbow Dash
Dear Crash,
That's nice and all but I honestly don't give a shit. Now yes I'm sure the little adventure you wound up taking part in will be in the next book and I will read about it then but right now, I don't care what you did at the convention. You most likely are right about Twilight though, she has become Fluttershy's doormat and it would have taken an act of God-Emperor Goldner for Fluttershy to let her go so don't worry, even if her schedule is free next time she won't be able to join you and fuck anything up.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
Princess Celestia,
I am not thrilled one bit right now. You wind up holding a damn friendship summit in Griffonstone at the same time as a Daring Do Convention that I wanted to attend? Couldn't you have scheduled that damn thing for a time that would have been more convenient for me, such as a quarter till never? Once again you have proven yourself to be a troll not just because you kept me away from an event I had been looking forward to for months but also you gave all of us a false hope that griffons would ever understand friendship.
Upset You Made Me Miss the Daring Do Convention,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Princess Twilight,
Look, I don't pay attention to when the conventions take place and besides even had I not scheduled it when I did, I'm sure Fluttershy would have put her hoof down and not let you go since you are such a doormat now. Speaking of that, this is one thing that really disappoints me. The pony who was once my star student, a pony who was given a kick ass dungeon has been reduced to being at the mercy of a pegasus. What a shame that dungeon didn't get more use and you didn't spill any blood.
Oh and I just thought I'd let you know that Crash had a kick ass time at the Daring Do convention and aided in thwarting an evil plot of Dr. Caballeron's.
Happy you Missed the Convention,
Princess Celestia
Quibble,
I told you the things that happen in the latter books are real! Now perhaps you will expand your collection beyond the first trilogy, especially since we'll both be in the next book!
Your New Friend,
Rainbow Dash
Rainbow,
Ok but just because they are slightly more realistic doesn't mean that I have to like them. You see, I like the Daring Do that solves puzzles and uses her brain to get out of tough situations while you like the Daring Do that screws you but that is ok! We don't have to agree on what makes Daring Do cool but you Crash are pretty cool.
Sincerely,
Quibble Pants
P.S. Next time you and Daring Do get it on, could you share all the juicy details with me? You see, I'm planning on writing a clop fic and I can't think of two better ponies to have star in it than you two.