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// The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Princess Trollestia, 

I have some wonderful news, my bootie-call is pregnant!  Now naturally Cadence is assuming Shining Armor is the dad and will announce him so once the baby is born. Given that she puts out for me more and after I did some studying, she might be surprised. 

Might Be A Mother, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle





To the Trolling Princess, 

You're shitting me here, right?  You actually expect me to believe that you were able to learn some sort of freaky fertility spell involving horn sex?  Now if it were one of your old friends I would know that would be the case but with you, not so much.  I think you are just wishing you could troll your brother in a way that even I wouldn't troll anypony.  I have some advice, just be happy for your brother and bootie-call and lose the whole "I might be the mother" thing. 

Doubting You Being A Mother, 

Princess Celestia 





To the Hottest Sister-In-Law in the world, 

First off I am going to congratulate you on your pregnancy but I do doubt if Shining Armor is the father.  For starters, I know you get a whole lot more action from me than you do him.  Second, I have been doing a lot of studying involving fertility spells and horn sex.  Third, I can't help but remember how you said something tingled the last time I gave you horn sex. 

You know something Cadi, that may not be Shining Armor's baby growing in you, it might be mine!  Wouldn't that be something, me being the "father" of your baby?  I am thinking that once it is born, we'll have to do a paternity test on that sleazy talk show all the lowlife commoners like to watch so much.  We'd just have to hide our identities one way or another.

Hoping I'm Actually the Father, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





To A Trolling Sister-In-Law, 

You did what?  You used a fucking fertility spell when you gave me horn sex and YOU might be the "father" of my baby?  If that does wind up being the case, Shiny will be devastated and will likely disown you.  Now in most instances a mare would disown her bootie-call if she did that but be glad I can't get enough of you.  If you weren't so good, I'd never put out for you again. 

Upset You May Have Trolled Me, 

Princess Cadence





Dear Pinkie Pie, 

Thanks for being able to keep the secret for so long.  I really didn't want anypony to ruin the surprise for Twilight.  Tell you what, next time you come up here I'll make sure you get an extra tasty treat. 

Sincerely, 

Prince Shining Armor 





Dear Prince Shining Armor, 

Yay, that sounds delicious.  Maybe I'll have to come up sometime without Twilight so that she won't try to do anything with Cadence. 

Looking Forward to a Treat, 

Pinkie Pie