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// Week 11 Hiatus Special:  Informing Celesta 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Princess Celestia, 

I don't know how exactly to break this to you but Fluttershy was brutally attacked in her cottage a couple of nights ago and is currently in ICU in critical condition and on life support and I think I know why.  I had been in contact with my old friends and they are extremely angry about how Fluttershy called them out by name in that treasonous letter of hers.

Now this is why I think I know what happened.  They contacted me and threatened me that something incredibly terrible would happen if I did not release Fluttershy.  Because of that threat, which likely included the Pie Sisters paying me a visit, I released Fluttershy early on last Sunday evening and then it was that night that I believe my Canterlot friends came down to Ponyville, broke into her cottage and brutally attacked her. 

This had the tell tale signs of what Colgate would do.  I remember when Fluttershy threatened her and she responded by telling her that she would tear her a few new assholes.  From what I understand, when Fluttershy was found clinging to life her body was full of holes.  Not just that but also all her legs were broken, she had a broken wing, she had suffered some major head trauma, she had suffered broken ribs and apparently they ripped her tail out and took it home with them as some sort of trophy.

I am going to admit, I did torture Fluttershy some and I am still pissed at her for what she did but even I wouldn't go as far as doing what they did.  Now I just hope that things will not be tied to me.  I just hope it will not be discovered that I am somewhat responsible for what happened.  I just hope this will blow over with no real problems. 

Worried, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





Dear Princess Celestia, 

Well we think that we probably better let you know something before you read about an alleged "crime" that happened in Ponyville.  Well we were in contact with Twilight because we decided that somepony had to be punished for not just slandering us, but slandering you and for trying to incite a rebellion, advocate overthrowing you and suggesting a damn republic. 

What we did is we conned Twilight into freeing Fluttershy much earlier than she should have so we could set our plan in action.  After she freed her, she returned to her cottage and we sneaked over there and once night fell, we broke in and attacked her.  Many ponies may think what we did was unjust and brutal but we did what we believed needed to be done.

Now I don't know if you have heard from Twilight or not but we figure we may as well share with you the damages.  In our exploits, we broke one of her wings, Minuette drilled holes in her with a corkscrew, we broke all four of her legs, we broke her ribs and prior to our departing, Minuette ripped her tail out and took it home with her as a trophy.

Now if the authorities were to tie this crime to us, what do we do?  What do we tell them about what happened because we would likely be ponies of interest since Flutterbitch called us out by name?

Concerned, 

Minuette, Moondancer, Twinkleshine and Lemon Hearts 

P.S.  Princess Celestia, I do want to let you know this isn't the first Fluttershy I have attacked.  You see, a while back when Sunset Shimmer needed a new diary or whatever the fuck she called it, she went to Twilight's castle and told Starlight Glimmer about it.  Apparently Starlight knew about my nature because Sunset brought up something about a Fluttershy controlling and abusing a Twilight in the human world. 

Now I never have liked Fluttershy and figured I wouldn't the human one either.  Once we got to her house and liberated the human Twilight, I did to human Fluttershy what I did to pony Fluttershy and took some of her hair as a trophy.  So it was that encounter that gave me the idea of what to do this time and the whole trophy thing, well I have some of human Fluttershy's hair right next to pony Fluttershy's tail in my dresser.  I figure I may as well be honest with you since we have always been 100% honest and transparent with one another - Dr. M. Colgate





Dear Minuette, Moondancer, Twinkleshine and Lemon Hearts, 

Sweet!  That must have been something, punishing that little bitch who not only called you out by name but also slandered me and advocated overthrowing me.  What I want to say is THANK YOU for avenging me.  I hope now that that little bitch will know not to fuck with any of us from this point forward.  Oh and if the authorities come after you, don't worry.  I will make sure they can't touch you.  Remember, I am the head princess in Equestria and I have decided to make the four of you immune to any criminal charges. 

Oh and Minuette, that is really kick ass what you did in the human world.  Now I would normally never advocate anypony going to that damn place but since it was to punish a Fluttershy, I'm fine with it.  Regarding you having hair from human Fluttershy and pony Fluttershy's tail, this is something I have got to see!  I will come visit you this weekend and we can admire your trophies together! 

Always Looking Out for You, 

Princess Celestia 





Dear Twilight, 

You did what?  You released Fluttershy long before you should have despite you hating her?  Good grief, I can't help but wonder if maybe you still don't have a soft spot for her even though she slandered you AND she broke your heart.  Now you better be glad that your old friends managed to put her in her place.  Had she simply been released and not suffered any further, I would have contacted the Pie Sisters and turned them loose on you and her. 

Now I do hope you are doing your job and are still torturing that junkie and that vet you claim to hate so much.  Now if the authorities ask you if you know anything, tell them that you won't speak to them without an attorney present and have them contact me.  I am not about to have those who I care about the most being subjected to legal persecution.  

Now just try and act normal around your friends and if that is too hard for you, come up to Canterlot and visit your friends here.  You don't have to act around them, alright?

Looking Out for You, 

Princess Celestia