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// Discordant Harmony 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Discord, 

Please don't try to be normal again!  I don't want you to fade away and I certainly don't want to lose the only individual besides the vet who truly cares about me.  Also, you are incredibly boring when you are normal and ugh, trying to dress like an uptight human?  As Rarity would say, that was most unbecoming and it was a crime against fashion! 

Hoping You'll Stay Chaotic 

Fluttershy 





Dear Fluttershy, 

Did it ever occur to you that maybe I was simply trying to freak you out and make you think that I was going to fade away?  Come on, I am the Master of Chaos and I was simply pretending to fade away.  Now you go and admit your crimes against Twilight and give her a formal apology on the Iron Will Show and MAYBE I won't pull this again.  Until you do that though, I shall continue to troll you until the end of your days. 

Ready to Troll You More, 

Discord





Dear Princess Celestia, 

First let me start out by saying that I am pissed that I got excluded again but that isn't the only problem I have right now.  I am thinking I may have to find a way to disable Discord's magic and torture him because he is spending way too much time with the most disloyal slut in the history of the world. 

I know that he and Flutters have been friends since the end of season three but still, he shouldn't be that close with her.  Now I know they have nothing going on because Discord isn't into the whole interspecies thing but still, I can't believe he would want to spend time with a little skank like her.  I'm thinking about talking to him about turning that vet's house into cake, inviting you down and we could have a tasty treat.

Now I don't know what happened exactly but I have heard rumors that he nearly faded away into nothing for being boring to try and impress his bitch friend.  Too bad she wouldn't just fade away, life would be so much better if she did. 

Wishing Fluttershy Would Fade Away, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





Dear Princess Twilight, 

I don't know what to tell you about being excluded except that you just need to fucking get used to it.  Yes you're still a bit more popular than me (on troll sites) but still, don't expect to be in that many episodes.  I have a perfect idea for you, whenever you are excluded just come up and visit your old friends.  I know that frustration has to be building in you and only they can make you feel better!

Sincerely, 

Princess Celestia 





Dear Discord, 

May I ask why Fluttershy is so damn important to you?  I would have thought you would distance yourself from her after she crushed poor Twilight's heart and started fucking the vet non-stop.  Is this just your way of trolling Twilight, by continuing to be close friends with the backstabber who hurt her so badly?  Anyway let me know so I can figure out the appropriate course of action to take....whether it be taxing Fluttershy into oblivion or banishing her to the moon for a few million years. 

Sincerely, 

Princess Celestia 





Dear Princess Celestia, 

Look, Fluttershy's friends are being a bit distant towards her here lately and I want her to know that she still has somepony who cares about her.  I know she has done a lot of things wrong but all of you gave me another chance so why shouldn't she be given the same?  And please don't tax my dear friend, its not like she stole your silverware or anything! 

Sincerely, 

Discord