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// Inspiration Manifestation 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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To A Waste of Space Monarch, 

Well I have come to the conclusion that Spike needs to be replaced, again!  In yet another failed attempt to get in Rarity's coat, the little bastard went out to your old castle, stole a book and gave it to Rarity.  You see, this book had a spell in it that allowed her to create everything that she thought of.  Now I am going to admit, the changes she made to this hellhole weren't half bad but I am irritated that she did not create a golden statue of me outside of the library or better yet, a castle that would be worthy of my greatness. 

Given that Rarity spread so much dark magic across this dump, how about you replace her as well while you are at it.  I think there is another white coated unicorn that would love it down here, one that wouldn't mind moving in with me and being a full-time, live-in "friend."  Please do this because I don't know how much more of those two this dump can handle. 

Wanting Twinkleshine to Live With Me, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle





To an Even Worse Monarch, 

You know, I'm actually surprised that you give a shit about that dump you are constantly bitching about.  Maybe, just maybe, you are starting to become what I hoped you would be, a pony who at least gives half a shit about something other than yourself. 

Now regarding that book, I would advise that you keep a closer eye on your dragon.  You should know that when he wants to get in Rarity's coat, that he will do anything, even if it is illegal.  You better be glad that Luna and Cadence went down there to fix that town because had they not, you would have likely received a letter from your parents bitching about more fines I would impose on them.

Perhaps you need to permanently lock Spike in that underground torture chamber of yours because if he continues to pull shit like this, I will punish you and I'm sure Rarity wouldn't mind having a full-time, live in fashion model.  Just think, you could be the Princess of Being Rarity's Slave! 

Always Better than You, 

Princess Celestia 

P.S.  Like I have told you more times than I can count, I am not going to replace Spike or Rarity.  You hatched Spike in your entrance exam and thus, you will be tied to him for the rest of either his natural born days or your natural born days.  I will not replace Rarity because she has done nothing to prove she is worthy of being free from you.  Also, Twinkleshine has done nothing to warrant banishment so get over it. 





To Rarity, 

Now you listen to me and listen to me closely.  In the future, if you wind up casting any spells from books you have no knowledge of, especially ones that involve dark magic, I will punish your little lover.  Keep it up and Fluttershy will belong to Twilight and I'm certain you don't want that!

Threatening You, 

Princess Celestia 





Dear Princess Celestia, 

How was I supposed to know it involved dark magic?  My Spikey-Wikey just wanted to help me make a contribution to The Foal and Filly Fair.  Ok so maybe I went overboard but I didn't have any ill intentions, honest!  And please don't punish Fluttershy for my wrongs, that is just unfair and cruel! 

Rarity 





To Spike, 

Listen to me and listen to me good, don't you ever steal anything from my old castle again.  In your fruitless attempt to get in Rarity's coat you broke the following laws.  You broke an entering of government property, you stole government property and you aided and abetted an pony in casting dark magic.  Normally such crimes would result in time in the dungeon or time in Tartarus at the worst but for you, those would be far too pleasant for you.  Being stuck with Twilight is punishment enough for you. 

Sincerely, 

Princess Celestia 





Dear Princess Bitchlestia, 

Seriously, I have to continue to suffer under her?  What is it going to take for me to finally be free of her bitchiness?  I wouldn't be a bit surprised if even killing you wouldn't be enough to wind up on the moon, in Tartarus or even on the sun!  Maybe I should just run off to the dragon lands again.  Yes Garble is an asshole but even he would be a pleasant reprieve from being Twilight's slave. 

Despising You More than Ever, 

Spike