Anonymous; the only human in Equestria, leads a mild-manner life as a simple grunt working for the Ponyville Natural History Museum. And boy, is he bored of it. The whimsy of living in Equestria has come and gone, and now it's just the same old-same old. But that all changes when the museum gets a hold of new exhibit: a draconequus statue. Surely nothing bad could possibly happen involving something like that. Right...?

First impressions are important. A bad one can ruin one's credibility for a long time. John Wildman - the second human to ever arrive in Equestria - is learning that the hard way.

After almost hunting down Applejack, he is trying to adjust to his new home - struggling not only against his own demons and doubts but also against prejudice and hatred.

Ashamed by the bigotry she is witnessing, Celestia is starting to wonder if her subjects are really as forgiving and kind, as she thought. Together with the help of edgy human super-soldier James "Bastard Man" Gastovski and Twilight, she is determined to figure this out and help John before it's too late.

Meanwhile, CMCs and Cheerilee are trying to figure out, why Scootaloo became reckless and vile all of a sudden - forcing new human, to be a participant of their investigation - whether he likes it, or not.

Can an outcast like John make some friends and maybe... save someone in the process?

This story can be considered somewhat of a sequel to both:

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/353834/lonely-among-us
and
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/409639/dashing-to-dirty-conclusions

with James, as a recurring character, alongside the new guy. However, reading the above stories is NOT necessary.

Silhouette vector from:
https://pixabay.com/pl/zdesperowany-stres-podkre%C5%9Bli%C5%82-2676556/

Planned story length:
90-120 K words

Changelog:

2019-08-13:
- Removed 'Comedy' tag - it was suggested by a lot of people that this story has become too dark, and tag should be removed. Sadly, I had to agree.

For a long time now, the citizens of Equestria have been struck down by an epidemic of illness and sickness. Nopony seems to know for sure what could be the cause, but Princess Twilight has found one common answer: The restaurants and hotels of Equestria. All of them seem to be struck with the same kind of problems.

So with her friends Pinkie Pie and Rarity, they will cross over to Earth and bring back over a man that she has heard from Pinkie is a legend among humans when it comes to food. A man that she hopes can help her get to the bottom of the epidemic sweeping across Equestria: Chef Gordon Ramsay. For her sake...let's hope he takes the request well. And pray for the sanity of the poor souls of Equestria.

(this will include elements from both of Gordon's shows Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell)

(Feel free to give any creative suggestions with this fic, its kind of a shot in the dark on my part making this one)

cover art by the great harwicks-art

The 4 members of American rock band, Tool, end up trapped in the EQG universe. How will they return home?

I set this around the Rainbow Rocks era just for the hell of it.

Notice: The Crossover Tag is just to be on the safe side

After Twilight Sparkle convinced Starlight Glimmer to let the Rainboom happen and returning to the proper timeline, the time vortex mysteriously didn't close after swallowing up Starlight's modified spell, and what's more, more time vortexes were popping up all over Canterlot and Ponyville alike; one even popping up in the everfree forest itself as the earth itself began to shake.

Meanwhile, in the far-off future Sunny Starscout had gathered her friends, Sprout, and the leaders of the respective races to try and figure out the secrets of the merged crystal. While running tests, the crystal suddenly went critical and sucked all of the ponies across the globe into mysterious portals.

Things are about to get hectic for both sides as the two generations will suddenly find out what happens when their times collide.

The Rainbooms including Human Twilight went out of town because their on tour to show off their band. Sunset talks to Princess Twilight that she going to be away for a couple weeks. She also thought of a way of her princess friend to meet more people she didn't met when she was gone. When Twilight accepts Sunset's advice, Starlight and Spike will take over her job as co principles in the School Of Friendship while Twilight enters the Mirror World and straight to the beach thanks to Sunset giving her the map.

Thanks to Daniyel099 for editing the final two chapters.
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/292246/Daniyel099

Somepony (not gonna name any, just saying) dared Rainbow to play this one game.

You can imagine how it went.
Or read this story. It'd be easier.

Proofreader: Randominos
Best Friend being a bit of a dumby with the comments: Dollie

(Inspired by Dinodisneylover1 stories The Disney Chronicles)

One day while walking through the Everfree Forest, Twilight Sparkle stumbles upon a strange device that she came across from her travels to the human dimension known as a 'television'. After bringing it back to her home, a strange vortex opens and sucks her and her friends inside.

Next thing they know they end up on a farm in a place called Kansas where they meet a nice girl by the name of Dorothy Gale who they will accompany on an amazing adventure.

The events take place after the Main 6 defeated Discord, while the other side, Ash has just finished his adventures in Alola. The two worlds intertwine, making the Ash Ketchum and his partner Pikachu cross paths with Twilight Sparkle and her friends.