The Guy Who Day Dreams either the silliest things and or the darkest things imaginable
Created by TheGuyWhoDayDreams
Another story presenting a "What if?" scenario.
The changeling invasion has been repelled by Princess Cadance and Captain Shining Armor's shield spell. Every changeling that attacked Canterlot has been blasted out of the city...
...except for one.
Special Thanks to TheOwtcast for proofreading this story. Please check out their work if you haven't already.
Made the Popular list 8/1/2023!
Featured 8/1/2023!
Edit 8/1/2023 - Forgot to include the AU tag
This story is a sequel to Equestrian Border Checkpoint
Hi, I’m Anon. I’m the asshole in the booth at the Checkpoint. See, ever since I came to the Equestrian Border Checkpoint of Manehatten, I’ve done two things. Stamp papers, and yell at people. I do both of these things really well. Now, without further ado, get your shit and get out, you’re holding up the line.
Papers Please does NOT belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex. Also, there’s a shizzle ton of swear words. It get heckin hectic.
Amazing Cover art by LazyHooves
Chapters 1-14: The Human Arc
Chapters 15-28: The War Arc
My day was finally going so well. Spent time in the city, got the Pokéball Plus so I can get Mew in my new Pokemon Shield and a Nintendo Switch, which I got far cheaper than normal thanks to the Black Friday sales yesterday and was looking forward to getting home and putting Mew into the game.
Everything was finally going smoothly... until some asshole tries to rob me, I trip defending myself, only to somehow find myself in Equestria as the character Dora the God Damn Explorer.
How I'm supposed to get home or do anything now I'm stuck like this is beyond my understanding and this Equestria's timeline is not like what I know of the show.
For the record, this is NOT a Displaced fic, so if you don't like those, don't worry.
Sex tag is because MC used to be an adult man and merely is for when they talk about mature topics, nothing more.
Note: I have added translations to things spoken in Spanish in the author's notes of each chapter. However, i did not do so for Spanish sentences that get repeated in English within the chapter the sentence appears in itself as that would be a bit redundant. I also will not repeat translations in further author's note after they've already been translated as, if you follow the story, I'm going to assume you've read the ones in previous notes enough to not warrant another translation.
As for the obviously edited cover art, it's from the thumbnail of this weird video Nickelodeon Dora the Explorer Save MLP Frozen Elsa Anna Disney Princesses Storytime Adventure as it was the only reasonably good MLP/Dora image I could find and I think it serves it's purpose enough.
If someone wants to make a better thumbnail for the story, I'd be happy to use it and would indeed credit you, though I doubt anyone will want to waste their time on that and I honestly wouldn't want them to waste their time on it anyway.
I couldn't pay them, so it would literally just be one of those "paid with exposure" situations and I'm not someone who does that bullshit.
Long story short, I was a brony. I woke up one day to find myself in Spike's body. Dream come true, right? I'm in Equestria, I could interact with my favorite ponies, etc.
Well, as it turns out, I just happened to wake up right at the beginning of Season 1. Which could only mean one thing: I can change the future of Equestria. I could solve problems prematurely, prevent disasters from happening, and keep Twilight from going insane.
So now, my mission isn't to hug my favorite ponies, but to make sure everyone gets a happy life.
Wanting to impress his best friend and bolster his own reputation. Discord takes a human from earth and changes him into a colt. But not just any human, a human who knows about the show itself. Thus begins a symbiotic relationship where Anon gets to experience life in Equestria as a young child while Discord can use him for his own plans. Of course, the information of Anon's origins are to remain a secret. And this of course, along with Anon being quite the manchild, creates all sorts of hi-jinks for both him and those around him. Though, considering his adoptive father is Discord. Chaos is all part of the course.
The story is mostly slice of life. Especially at the beginning. But as it goes on, things become more chaotic and life tumbles down into chaos for our good Anon. Everything from dealing with the queen of the changelings to even getting his own chance at soviet Glimmer. All that and more in this story.
This is a reformatted version (reformatted by ShobieShy) of the greentexted "Dadonequus Discord" written during mid season 5 by myself.
Cover Art by "Bunny". made specifically for the story
https://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111 link to the original version
This story is a sequel to Schadenfreude HATES MAGIC
Schadenfreude has always played by the Rules of the Game. Break a rule on the list? Get a punishment. Break four? Well.
Twilight Sparkle, on the other hand, was new to the Game, although familiar with the players. Which she really should have thought about when she tricked Schadenfreude into violating multiple rules on the list at once.
So for Schadenfreude, it was a month of community service. For Twilight Sparkle? A trial by fire of working side by side with her new employee.
And the School of Friendship's newest substitute teacher.
While trying to get their cutie marks near the border of the Everfree Forest, the Cutie Mark Crusaders encounter a strange creature. It follows them back to Ponyville where the other residents of Ponyville each get to encounter this gelatinous blob. How will these encounters turn out?
Lets find out.
Takes place between seasons 3 and 4.
Warning: May contain moments of extreme D'aww.
Learn more about SCP-999 by clicking on its name.
This is my first story; sorry if it isn't that good.
Featured on 6/7/2014
Squee.
You've heard it all before. No matter how hard I try, it all comes out wrong.
Maybe because it all is, isn't it?
I can't give you anything special.
All I can offer to you is my story. Just a log of my time here, patchy, as it is.
I hope that's enough. Read on at your own free will, matters little to me.
I'm sorry, we haven't been introduced.
My name's...
Featured 26/7/14
The last few weeks have not been easy.
I'd finally been able to move out of the home I've been living in in the area i've been living in for pretty much my whole life.
The move, setting things up and adapting to my new home's differences and the new location had not been easy.
Still, I'd gladly take that stress over what I'm stuck with now. One moment I'm walking through the city to head back to the house and the next I'm Cozy Glow, hovering between a buffed up Tirek and mutated Chrysalis and it looks like the Rainboom Laser of Death is headed our way.
Oh, and, before we switched places, Cozy somehow became and Alicorn.
What the fuck is going on?!
Was inspired to write this after reading My Life As A Psychopathic Nine Year Old Filly and thought I'd give it a shot, as writing a character stuck as Cozy Glow and dealing with the aftermath of all her shit, especially the finale, would be funny
Featured 19/10/2019.
Wow. Honestly was not expecting that. Thank you, everyone. I will try to do my best to make this story worth that praise.
While hanging out with Starlight Glimmer, Eric Reed blurted out that he thought Rarity is a large ham, due to her habit of being overdramatic. As per his luck, Rarity happened to be in earshot and did not like what her human friend called her, albeit for reasons Eric didn't mean.
However, even if Eric tried explaining what he really meant by "large ham", Rarity might not take that answer well either.
This story is one of a still-growing series of stories that all take place after A Giant Adventure to Equestria. However, it is not necessary to read any of them to understand this story, but "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" does show the details of how and why the human OC Eric Reed is in Equestria even if the story isn't that great by my standards and improved writing abilities now.
If you enjoy this story and would be interested to check any of the other stories with Eric, you can find the list of all current ones here.
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