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Dadonequus Discord (Book 1) - CrazedLaughter

Discord makes a deal with an anonymous human. The human gets to live a good life in Equestria. And Discord? he gets to have a son of his own. Of course, his only reason is to impress Fluttershy and annoy Twilight.

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Chapter 98

"I don't think I've ever seen Scootaloo that happy before."

"Me neither" Fluttershy said, looking up at the sky as Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo speed off into the distance. She then turns to you, with a proud smile "and you're the one who made it all happen. I really wish your father was here right now. I'd want him to see you doing so much good. Actually… erm… Anon, can I tell you a little secret?"

A secret? "Yeah? What is it Aunt Fluttershy?"

"Well, one of the reasons I really wish your father was here is because I think he could learn something from this. To see how much it makes ponies happy when you share and give."

"Well Aunt Fluttershy, you know, he was the one who gave me the wings"

"But you earned it as a reward, right?"

You nod, you did. Though you didn't tell her the full truth how.

"That's what makes this different. You got it as a reward. And, you? you gave it away as a present. Something you earned. Just so you could see your friend happy. You fulfilled her dream Anon..." Fluttershy's smile became ever warmer, her mind becoming filled with maternal love. "It's a lesson, I think. Your father could learn. I'd never want to force him to learn it, but I think it'd help him with making more friends. If he just gave a little using his magic, he'd be able to do wondrous things. He says his magic can't be used for anything orderly and good, but I know, if he just tried. He could find a way to make it work."

The ever kind Fluttershy everyone. You could never find anything to outright hate about this pony. No wonder Discord folds to her, the feels are too strong. She just wants everyone to be nice and kind to each other. Ignorant yes, but a sweet sentiment anyway. "Maybe, Dad is a weird guy. Sometimes he's cool, sometimes he's erm… not cool." You wanted to avoid saying anything bad about him. "But I think his heart is in the right place."

That had to be true, he created this whole damn lie just for her. "That's what I think too. Adopting you was a really big step. And I think he did it just right. You and your father, you two make a cute team. To think, I was afraid he was going to do bad and nasty things to you. I shouldn't have never thought that. I guess I was just afraid he may had been plotting something. He does that sometimes"

She couldn't have been more right. But you were fine with it at this point, even if you did get ticked still. But then… theres this bugbutt shit. "I guess, I wouldn't know anything about that, personally anyway" You chuckle, trying to sound as casual as possible about that.

"No, I guess you wouldn't. And I'm glad you don't. Old Discord was kind of scary. But, he's not like that anymore and..." Fluttershy looks up at the sky and notices the sun's position, it was still afternoon, but… "Oh no… It's my animals' second lunch. And I'm not there to feed them..." Fluttershy said worryingly, she was usually never late for a personal feeding.

"Second lunch?"

Fluttershy nodded "Mhmmm, some animals eat at different times, or need more food than others. So I have a second lunch time for those who need it. And if any other animal wants a little extra food… well, I don't mind feeding them too. Would you like to come with me to feed them Anon?"

That did sound cute. But that would also probably mean being around that sleazebag rabbit. Besides, you had other friends you could visit. Lyra and Bon Bon were about due. You shake your head. "Nah, there's some other friends I want to meet up with. Maybe next time?"

Fluttershy nods "Alright. Oh, we'll have so much fun! And I'm sure all the animals will love you, Angel certainly does!"

Yeah… right.

With that, Fluttershy gives you a gentle hug. She flies back off to her cottage. Leaving you alone near Rainbow Dash's house.

Fluttershy. Adorable, kind, loving, and naive. All rolled into one. And you wouldn't change that for the world.

Welp, nothing more to do here. You get up and stretch your body, and then head back into town. At this point you no longer needed the map. You remembered many of the key points you would usually travel too. The only thing the map was really good for now was a trip back home. And right now, that was the last place you wanted to be.

You cut through town, and head to where Bon Bon's house is. You needed to find out where Lyra lived at one point. In case you visited Bon Bon and Lyra wasn't there. Or vice versa.

As you go to knock on the door. You hear a bush shuffle beside you. And a hint of pink fluff sticking out of it. No way… "Ponk?...are you in that bush?"

"Nope! Just go about your business Nonny, no Ponk here!" The bush shuffled from Pinkie's voice

You inch over to the bush. You didn't know whether to feel creeped out or find it cute. Maybe both? You poke at the bush. "Ponk, I know it's you"

You poke again, you hear a giggle snort as a huge notebook falls to the ground out of the bushes labeled "Anon Party Plans". She was gathering information on you, for your, as it read "Super Mega Compilation Party Extravaganza".

Pinkie immediately rolls out of the bush, nabs the notebook, and lands on her back as she looks up at you. "Tickling, Anon? That's a low blow"

You guessed you must have poked her side or something. You didn't mean too, but at least you knew what she was doing. "Hey, I didn't know I even poked you." You look down at her and the notebook. "So don't even."

Pinkie notices you looking at the notebook and puts it behind her back. "Well, you did... Now go back to doing normal things. So I can NOT study up on what you do and what you like."

You shake your head with a smile, that was too cute. Especially with her on the ground like that. Ogh, you could feel a little lust on you. Keep it in Anon. She's not into you. "You know you could just ask me what I like, instead of hiding and stalking me"

Pinkie shook her head "Mmmm mmmm, you said to surprise you with a theme. So I need to study you until I can make sure it'll be perfect!"

Oh right, you did say to her to surprise you. Riiiiiight. "Oh yeah, I forgot about that" You chuckled, embarrassed that you forgot that detail. "So, how long have you been following me?"

"Since you stepped back into town. I thought you may have been up to something fun! So… are you up to something fun?"

You nod. "Actually yeah, I was going to visit Bon Bon and hope Lyra is there."

"Ooooohhh, visiting friends?" Pinkie giggled "Do you mind if I tag along? Lyra and Bon Bon are my friends too!"

You raise an eyebrow. "Isn't everypony in Ponyville your friend?"

Pinkie nods "Yuuuuuuuuuuuup!" Pinkie bounces up onto her hooves, and catches the notebook while it's in mid air.

You wondered what could be inside. "So, what do you have written up in there anyway?"

Pinkie giggled at you, waving her hoof "I can't tell you silly, it's a seeeeeeeeeeecret. A secret that I plan to spring on you right after school, when you'd least expect it"

...Wait what? "Uhhh, wouldn't I expect it then? Since you just told me?"

Pinkie shook her head "No, because.." Pinkie waves her hooves at you and tries to sound spooky "...I could be trying to triiiiiick you, oooooooo"

You smirk at her. "Ok then, I guess I will not expect it then. You convinced me." A party already huh? hmmm, you didn't know how to actually feel about that. "Can I ask who's expected to show up?"

"Wellll, I can tell you that. At first I was going to invite everypony in Ponyville. Like I normally do for this kind of party. But according to my data stuff, You look like the kind of pony who wants the party to be small and only have friends and family over. I'm right on that right?"

She was, you didn't need the entire town making a ruckus around you. Even if it was nice. You didn't want the party to be too big, you didn't want to be around a bunch of unfamiliar faces. You wanted a focus on the friends you already had. Though, should Discord really be invited? He could do something really dickish. But if you said you didn't want him there, that would never look right to the others. Especially Fluttershy. "Yeah that's right."

Pinkie's smile turned into a little frown "That's really too bad Nonny. One of the points of the "Welcome to Ponyville" Party is to introduce you to the town so you could make new friends. I know you've already made a few wonderful friends. But you know what they say, you could never have too many friends!"

Well, she was respecting your decision. Something you were afraid she wouldn't do due to how overzealous she could get. "Thanks Ponk, I know it's probably hard for you to deviate from how you usually throw a party, but I've never been a guy who liked going to parties with peo… ponies I don't know."

"No problem Nonny, what's important is that you're happy and that everypony will have a good time! Speaking of which!" Pinkie pulls out a sealed envelope with her teeth, it was signed to Discord "mheres da minvite mfer yer mdad"

Hrn? You take the envelope and slip it into your saddle bag. "Why are you giving it to me?"

"Because Nonny. How else am I supposed to get it to him before tomorrow? A lot of mail ponies don't go to where your Dad lives for a reason you know."

...Yeah, you still wondered if that mail stallion survived. Nah, he probably showed up later in the season or something. He's fine. "Yeah, I guess you're right. The place is a little loopy. I don't even step through the front door because I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to get back"

"That's why you use some sort of portal thingy right?" Pinkie asks, it seems she really has been observant.

You nod, that was a little odd to you. "How'd you know?"

"I've seen you pop out of nowhere a few times. You really outta be more careful about that. You could spook somepony." Pinkie warned you before giggling "Though that would be a little funny"

It would be, to be honest. But you've been pretty careful, you think anyway, to step out when everything was clear. "Yeah, so uh. Who else do you have on the invite list then?"

"I've got Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle,Spike, Rarity, Applejack, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Lyra, Bon Bon, and of course yours truly!"

...Oh no… Twilight. Not only did you think her coming was actually a bad idea. But with Discord around? If it wasn't you he liked tormenting, it was her. Even with Fluttershy around. How could he resist not tormenting her at least? You wondered if he tormented her again in another episode as well later down the season. Maybe even the finale.

You thought about it, And yeah. No matter how Pinkie would react. This was for the better of the party. And everyone in it. "Could you maybe… take Spike and Twilight off the list?"

"Oh ok, let me j-....WHAT?!" Pinkie was surprised to a ridiculous extent, as if she had never been told to do that before. "Nonny?! What?! huh?! Why take them off?"

Be straightforward Anon. "Because you know how Dad is, I think he has a thing for her or something. He's always touching and harassing her. And if they were in the same room together… well, I think that'd kind of ruin the party."

"B-but, you're dad has become so much nicer right? You don't think he'd really ruin the party just because Twilight is there, do you? I mean, it's a party! It's ok if everypony goes a little wild. It'll be ok." She just didn't want to knock off Twilight and Spike. Or probably anyone. Did she perhaps… already send the rest of the invitations? If she did, nobody told you.

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