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The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

Shit I'm Gonna Fucking Write

  • Buck You In spite of Spike's rising status, the one whom he desires still remains blind to him. There is one though who does notice, and she wishes to be with him. by Biker_Dash 0 words · 0 views
  • Fluttershy's Morning After Fluttershy wakes up in some other pony's bathtub. What did she do last night, and who is the pony who woke up with her? by Biker_Dash 0 words · 0 views
  • The Alicorn in Tight Fitting Jeans Princess Cadance finds herself wishing for a life different than what she has, even if it is only for one night. So, tonight, she will go out and find what she desires. by Biker_Dash 0 words · 0 views
  • When Worlds Collide Twilight created the portal, and something came through. When it came through, twelve ponies became trapped on another world. Can they survive long enough for help to arrive? And what was it that came through? by Biker_Dash 11,107 words · 1,486 views · 78 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Applejack's Run Applejack is a trucker running from a corrupt cop, and she has a lot of followers who join her in a run for freedom. by Biker_Dash 0 words · 0 views

The Fucking Shit I Write

  • E Wish You Were Here

    Twilight must visit some old friends after she hears that one of them has passed on.  · Biker_Dash
    4,369 words · 565 views  ·  35  ·  5
  • T Breezies vs. Parasprites: An Apocalyptic Meal

    When parasprites invade the home of the Breezies, what will be the outcome?  · Biker_Dash
    1,588 words · 435 views  ·  23  ·  5
  • T Twilight's Rage

    What if Spike had not been captured by Tirek with the others? What if he had been home when it had been destroyed, and had been killed? What would that do to Princess Twilight? Who would be able to stop her?  · Biker_Dash
    11,340 words · 5,312 views  ·  318  ·  56 · gore
  • E The Four R's of Love

    When Rarity and Rainbow Dash have a fight, what can they do to reaffirm their love for one another?  · Biker_Dash
    4,549 words · 1,064 views  ·  43  ·  8
  • E Hidden Happiness

    Alone. With the loss of her parents, Scootaloo is so very alone in this world. When a passing cart drops something, will she find the key to being happy once again?  · Biker_Dash
    4,757 words · 4,118 views  ·  469  ·  13
  • T Love, Redemption and War

    When war comes to Equestria, and the nation falls, can Rainbow Dash and Spike find the means to save their land, and mind themselves in the process.  · Biker_Dash
    4,702 words · 539 views  ·  37  ·  5 · gore
  • T Disharmonized

    The Elements no longer work with Twilight no longer a Unicorn. Trying to fix the situation, she is transported back in time to when the Sisters are fighting, and learns the truth about the Elements.  · Biker_Dash
    3,708 words · 494 views  ·  24  ·  1 · gore
  • T A Brave, New World

    Can the Equestrian Socialist Union make room for a new way? Can the returning Luna bring about a brave, new world for freedom?  · Biker_Dash
    14,898 words · 731 views  ·  45  ·  8 · gore
  • T When Worlds Collide

    Twilight created the portal, and something came through. When it came through, twelve ponies became trapped on another world. Can they survive long enough for help to arrive? And what was it that came through?  · Biker_Dash
    11,107 words · 1,486 views  ·  78  ·  9
  • T The Bringers of Armageddon

    When a terrorist group with strong religious ties make their attacks on Equestria, can the Princesses and a select black ops group of ponies stop them from bringing about the end to an empire? Or will it all end in fire?  · Biker_Dash
    5,966 words · 426 views  ·  30  ·  2 · gore
  • T Pinkie's Magic

    After Pinkie Pie suffers a severe head injury, the reason for her abilities and total disregard for the laws of physics is discovered.  · Biker_Dash
    4,142 words · 5,146 views  ·  437  ·  33
  • T What We Had

    Berry Punch remembers the love that she shared with Mayor Mare.  · Biker_Dash
    6,747 words · 487 views  ·  26  ·  4
  • E Those Who Came Before

    A mysterious metal object is found in the caverns beneath Canterlot, and it wasn't made by ponies.  · Biker_Dash
    26,089 words · 19,135 views  ·  1,568  ·  43
  • T Twist's Loss

    After a tornado ravages Ponyville, how will Twist deal with losing her home and family?  · Biker_Dash
    4,271 words · 975 views  ·  18  ·  1
  • T Princess Celestia And The Fat Free Pringles

    After reading a story on BoCL, Luna plays a twistedly sick joke on her sister.  · Biker_Dash
    2,779 words · 4,147 views  ·  86  ·  12
  • T The Final Journey

    What happens when Twilight discovers another dimension... and it proves to be fatal to her and Spike  · Biker_Dash
    6,644 words · 1,787 views  ·  40  ·  17

Simply The Fucking Best!

  • The Secret Life of Rarity Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world. by BronyWriter 150,242 words · 18,978 views · 1,458 likes · 80 dislikes
  • The Life and Times of a Winning Pony Cloud Kicker has a wild life, and Blossomforth gets dragged along for the ride. by Chengar Qordath 361,449 words · 34,526 views · 3,500 likes · 190 dislikes
  • Wings on the Horizon The water has always soothed me. The sounds of waves always makes me feel calm, makes me forget my sadness for just a moment. I never realized what the ocean had in store for me. by The Nameless Knight 6,874 words · 488 views · 20 likes · 2 dislikes

More Of The Fucking Best!

  • Rites of Ascension Twilight makes a new spell and starts the gears of fate with her ascension to alicornhood. (Writing started before Season 3.) by CvBrony 441,811 words · 26,930 views · 2,491 likes · 65 dislikes
  • Seeing the Pattern Using the Pinkie Sense, Pinkamina prevents the deaths of others and cheats fate. by Aegis Shield 32,995 words · 22,336 views · 1,315 likes · 50 dislikes
  • Never Stop Smiling Rainbow Dash writes a letter to a lost friend by P3RROHAMBRE 3,101 words · 15,442 views · 995 likes · 35 dislikes

Even MOAR Fucking Awesome Fics!

  • Tangled Roots The CMC know that Babs Seed was bullied in Manehatten, but how bad could things really have been? by Bad_Seed_72 96,145 words · 8,448 views · 708 likes · 15 dislikes
  • M0re Than Gam3rs Gamer Luna and Derpy are best friends, with a love of gaming. Will it turn to something more? by P3RROHAMBRE 106,907 words · 11,284 views · 1,074 likes · 48 dislikes
  • Repercussions None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free. by GaryOak 150,997 words · 2,202 views · 118 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Blue Angel A Blue Angels pilot is saved from a fiery crash by a most unexpected savior by V-Pony 793,282 words · 21,292 views · 1,802 likes · 139 dislikes
  • Chaos Everlasting? Third story in my Discolight series. Discord has to deal with the inevitable passing of Twilight. by Seventh Heaven 2,437 words · 3,013 views · 185 likes · 14 dislikes

Me and My Fucking Shit


Today, I have learned that my friend, CvBrony, lost his friend, Gabby, today to an ongoing illness.

CvBrony is the author of the story, Rites of Ascension, and is an outstanding guy who truly cares for his friends and followers.

Cv was close to Gabby, and her passing is hitting him hard. I ask that you would pray for him, as well as Gabby's family, that they may find solace in this time of great sadness. Even if you do not believe in prayer, and and all well wishes are greatly appreciated.

Thank you. Cv is someone who has been there for me when I have been down, and I would ask that we be there for him when he needs us.

Justin P. "Biker Dash" Emery

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About Me:

Yeah... I read and write pony stuff. I play 8-ball and ride a motorcycle. I like gaming, coffee, and sleeping. I do not get enough of any of them. This is my motorcycle, a 2003 Yamaha V-max, which I have named, Woona.

And my 03 Dodge Ram, I affectionately call, Nightmare Moon

My FB pony page: Biker Dash (Friendship is Speed)

FB pony pages I admin:Brony Racing, Rainbow Dash,Princess Luna

My Skype: animeusmc

My DA account:Shammon (that will be changed to Biker Dash soon...)

My X-Box gametag: BikerDash

My Tumblr: BikerDash's Musings & Shit

Yeah... so lets do this shit, or something... idk

I occasionally proofread/edit for writers. Currently not proofreading or editing any stories, but if I have the time, I can give your fic a look-over if you need.

My Bucket List:

Complete a story

Complete a story that has more than 2 chapters

Use all the category tags

Use all the character tags

Join the Top Ten Commentor's list on site stats





The most followed motherfucker here

100 story views

1,000 story views

10,000 story views

100,000 story views

1,000,000 story views

5 stories published

10 stories published

20 stories published

50 stories published

Pass that motherfucking Regidar in stories published!

Have a fic in the Feature Box

Have a fic featured on Equestria After Dark

Have a fic featured on Equestria Daily

Have a fic with 200 upvotes

Have a fic with 500 upvotes

Have a fic with 1,000 upvotes

Have a fic favorited 200 times

Have a fic favorited 500 times

Have a fic favorited 1000 times

Have a fic favorited 2000 times

Have the most favorited fic on the damn site

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Rating Tags

Everyone | Teen | Mature | Sex | Gore

Catagory Tags

Freakin KILLER Moosicks!

Rush -- Closer to the Heart

Rush -- Time Stand Still

Rush -- Tom Sawyer

Rush -- Syrinx

Rush -- Dreamline

Rush -- The Analog Kid

Rush -- Subdivisions

Rush -- Bravado

Rush -- Hope

Rush -- Caravan

Rush -- Anthem

Rush -- Limelight

Led Zeppelin -- Immigrant Song

30 Seconds to Mars -- This is War

Clubs Foolish Enough To Let Me The Fuck In

Fucking Stalkers and Those I Fucking Stalk

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#735 · 1d, 13h ago · 1 · ·

>>2419056 I'm reading that one next :twilightsmile:

#734 · 1d, 14h ago · · ·

I hope you enjoy A Thousand Roses when you get around to reading it! :twilightsmile:

#733 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2413399 You're welcome. The fav is because I loved what I read, and the Read Laters are cause those stories look very interesting. :twilightsmile:

#732 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fav and more read laters!

#731 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·

Thanks for the have.

#730 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2410760 Yes, I will, just life has been really busy for awhile.

#729 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2408964 DUSTY!!! Ain't heard from you in AGES!

#728 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2410717 will you be continuing Tarnished Diamonds?

#727 · 2w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Thanks for the fav!

#726 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2410311 Cool!

Glad you liked it.

#725 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2410233 Reading one of the Read Laters now, and the follow is because of your part in writing one of my favorite fics I've just read.

#724 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·

Thanks for the read later and watch!

#723 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·




BOY. :>

#722 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·

Stumbled across your user-page . . . I must say, I like your taste in music.

#721 · 11w, 6d ago · · ·


Oh really? and on Xbone you say?

Also, remarking here on your continued clinging to the mortal coil :pinkiehappy:

#720 · 20w, 19h ago · · ·

>>2332328 adultfanfiction.net

That was the site

#719 · 20w, 23h ago · · ·

To answer your question: no, I do not know what site 50 Shades was initially posted on. I do know it was originally called 'Master of the Universe', though. Does that count for any interwebz points?

Good luck on NaNoWriMo, btw.

#718 · 23w, 17h ago · · ·

Thanks for adding DJ-P4NTL3SS to your library!

#717 · 26w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2299003 lol, it was added to my RL list, so I can easily find it later this evening.

And I will drop a comment of my thoughts on it after it has been read and most likely added to my Favs shelf. (Considering the quality of previous works of yours I have read, I am certain it will be of high quality.)

#716 · 26w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks for the favorite on The Grey Area! Mind dropping a comment letting me know what you thought of it?

Also, it was nice talking to you on Derpiboo.ru ;)

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