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Ice

Name's Ice, don't do much, don't talk much....but I do make a mean mac n' cheese.

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    Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship.

    And she's not happy about it.

    Hear what Celestia has to say back! Check out the spinoff:
    Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student by keaton-furman-prower

    Still want more? Have a multiverse spinoff by MixMassBasher, my contributing writer for Seasons 5-9.
    Letters From Across the Disgruntled Multiverse

    Editing by Neko Majin C.

    Disclaimer:
    The following is a work of parody, and is protected as Fair Use under section 17 U.S. Code § 107 of US Copyright Law. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all affiliated characters are property of Hasbro Inc.
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    Incomplete Published: Jun 7th, 2012 Download
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    After escaping the Changeling gladiator arena at the cost of a friend's life, Equestria's lone human is attacked and befriended by Twilight Sparkle. This begins a long, strange, and confusing adventure to return home, and discover why he even arrived.

    Complete, and edited twice... but If you see something I missed, I'd greatly appreciate it if you'd leave a comment.

    Cover art made in Blender.
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    Complete Published: Nov 11th, 2013 Download
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    Servants have their uses, no matter their form, station or handicaps. Marwolaeth Pydredd is one such servant, cursed with an infernal visage that causes any who look upon him to convulse in fear before locating the nearest set of torches and pitchforks. As such, Marwolaeth hides his body underneath layers upon layers of metal and leather, concealing all but the barest glimpse of his eyes with shining metal and sturdy chainmail. For years immemorial Marwolaeth has been guided from town to town, between planes and even into the dens of powerful creatures at the behest of his master, who lends his skills to the highest bidders.

    Marwolaeth's newest charge is the peaceful land of Equestria, lent to Princess Celestia herself, in order to guard the Elements of Harmony. Not even five minutes into his new assignment is Marwolaeth asking himself why he's there. A peaceful land has no need for a hardened warrior, and he has no need for the rest such an assignment would provide. What Marwolaeth doesn't know, though, is that trouble is brewing on the horizon, and just under his nose.

    Edited by G3k0771
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    On Hiatus Published: Dec 24th, 2013 Download
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    'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'

    A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies.
    But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.




    Teen for language and some adult themes.
    This takes place before season 3.

    HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.

    AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.
    Chapters (49)
    On Hiatus Published: Jul 10th, 2012 Download
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    Ugh.
    Alright, do you want some advice?
    Don't go evil if you don't want to have heroes trying to kill you repeatedly. I know, sometimes you have to do things that are morally questionable, but at others, just be a good guy. Wait in line rather than summon a horde of undead to tear the throats out of everybody except the barista. Or just freeze everybody in place. That's at least funny in a conventional sense.
    I'm (sort of) reformed now.
    Unfortunately, there're these six mares and their ruler who are making this VERY DIFFICULT.

    EDIT: After four days, the Featured streak has ended. It was a good run.
    EDIT: Featured again on 10 May? Aw, stahp it guys. Stahp.

    EDIT: New coverart courtesy of Leila Drake. Go to her and commission stuff.
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    Incomplete Published: Apr 11th, 2014 Download
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    Mort, also known as the Pale Pony (of Death), has been tasked to take time off from his rigorous duties of reaping souls. Seeking guidance, he is directed towards the town of Ponyville, to learn about the magic of friendship from Twilight Sparkle and her friends. All he needs to do is keep his true nature a secret. That shouldn't be too difficult...right?

    Special thanks to Specter-Von-Baren and Pyrite Foolsgold for their help in proofreading and editing this story, as I really needed it. Additional thanks to Pilate, Chuckle5, Unimpressive Vagaries and Admiral Biscuit as well! Couldn't have done it without all their help!

    Credit for the title card goes to Siansaar, AKA Carnifex.

    For another excellent take on Mort, check out Sip's version!
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    On Hiatus Published: Jun 6th, 2012 Download
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    Princess Celestia went out for a stroll to a coffee shop. The next morning, she is single-hoofedly destroying the coffee industry.

    How?

    No really, how?
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    Complete Published: Mar 25th, 2014 Download
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    This story is a sequel to Twilight DONE!

    The day of Shining Armor and Cadance's wedding anniversary is coming. Shining Armor, wants to give his wife a truly exceptional present, so he asks the Royal Guard of Canterlot for help.

    Things get very out of hand from there.

    Remember that Twilight Velvet is the author of the Daring Do books in this fanfic!

    Proofread by:

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    In the many years after the Conversion Bureaus' shutdown, Twilight Sparkle is tasked by the Princesses with finding the last living human on Earth, Isaac Hamilton, and learning the story of his past. What she hears is a tale of loss, tragedy, joy, and the discovery of one's place in the world. But how much longer would that place last with what Twilight has to tell him?
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    Complete Published: Oct 3rd, 2011 Download
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    Twilight has discovered a new spell to use in tandem with the Elements of Harmony. Its intent is to reveal more of the mysteries behind the artifacts. Yet once the spell is cast will the mane six be able to deal with the consequences? What will they learn when they come face to face with the very virtues they claim to embody? The Mane six will have to face their greatest challenge yet. The Elements of Harmony themselves.

    (Cover art done by CSIMadmax)

    (Featured on 1/6/2014)

    (Also big thanks to Coppercore for help editing my ramblings!)
    Chapters (6)
    Incomplete Published: Jan 6th, 2014 Download
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