Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Party of One

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Party of One

Dear Princess Celestia,

You know, I've been here in Ponyville for quite awhile. Several months ago, you sent me here to learn all the lessons I could about the magic of friendship.

Well, I think I'm done. Yep, pretty much learned it all.

Can I come home now? Pinkie is really starting to fucking scare me.

Your frightened former student,
Twilight Sparkle

Comments

[Perception Filter]

Heh.

[Xuncu]

[Bravais]

[Ehrlichkeit]

hah

[Masterofgames]

Dear Twilight.

No.

U mad?

Princess Celestia

[Lyall]

And when you fall asleep,
Into your home I'll creep,
With a sharp knife on the floor by your bed.

[Something Eight]

So, despite everything Pinkie had done previously, only now is when she starts to scare McBitchypants Twilight?

- That's right! She shouldn't start getting scared until I invite her over to make some cupcakes!

OK, McBitchypants Twilight, now you can be scared.

[jasoncookies]

Don't worry Twilight, Pinkie scares me too.

[NaughtSought]

Wait. now i'm confused. *thinks over ending of episode* Nope, still confused. As to what, I don't know but that is the average reaction to that turn of events. I'm surprised she isn't asking for Celestia to send Pinkie to a mental ward or something. Or at least complaining more about the mental state of her "Friend".

[Agrith]

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

Do you want to deal with Pinkie or with this:
[youtube=IY6Q-pVZAP4]

Have fun choosing.

Princess Celestia

[MissytheAngle]

Don't be afraid, Twilight. Just don't mess with her and Pinkamena won't fuck you up, 'kay?

[starshine_dash]

"She said Pinkie... You gotta stand up tall... Learn to face your fears. You'll see that they can't hurt you . Just stab to make them disappear. "

[Marching Thunder]

Update, after update, huzzah!

[BBJBS]

I guess Celestia wins, huh? Twilight has finally been driven to crawling back.

[kirbuu]

So no mention of alligator birthday party with Twilight being flank slammed so hard she was embedded into a wall 15 feet away, day after birthday party party, everyone sneaking around to set up her we don't want to be your friend anymore so we are throwing a goodbye party (and Twilight changing her mind and telling Pinkie it was a surprise birthday party only because 1. Pinkie was freaking her the fuck out and 2. Pinkie actually knew that was what the party was so Twilight said otherwise because she refused to allow a drug addled, uneducated, ground pounding earth pony be right.)

[White Wolf]

1300220

LOOLL. That's exactly the Princess would say, i'm sure.

[Tragicom]

Pinkie Pie lives inside your head
Pinkie Pie sleeps among the dead
Pinkie Pie sees you in your bed
And eats you while you're sleeping...

[RedvsBlue327]

Why don't you just go home now Twi? Your not Celestia's student anymore, remember?

[TJAW]

1300275
That'd never happen to me, because I'd never shoot my teddy bear, or let anyone do shit to him. You touch Rocky Bear and I'll feed you your fucking heart!

[RedvsBlue327]

1300492 Well what'd you expect? The bronys origins is 4Chan. (a.k.a by some, the single most concentrated source of hate on the entire interwebs)

Also, bronys are really just normal fans of something. I like to think that the theme of the show helps prevent that slightly, but again, 4chan roos helps balance that out.

[Agrith]

1300493 Hey, I'm only joking. If anyone touched my Cookie Bear I'd kill them too.

[ultra1437]

My first thoughts after reading.

TROLOLOLOL.

Yep, it makes total sense now.

[kiwiman40]

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw909_MLP_Celestia_giving.gif

[milesprower06]

1300711 Impressive. Wasn't expecting someone to catch it that fast.

[Valikdu]

[Rozen Knight]

Dear Queen of Darkness Twilight Sparkle

I hope you realise all you have to do is force Pinkiepie to Pinkie promise to never harm you or your slaves, due to her obsessive nature and childish ways it could easly be the differance between life or death...also twichy knees is how she knows you run away from her...wisdom says never run from the Pinkiemenia Pie. Also i herd a interestign rumor of the boggieman (a monster of story) checks his under and in his bed for Pinkie pie and his closest for Chuck Norris (the true master of my race...may need to try and assassinate him one day) anyway thats my report Mighty One.

Begging for your forgivness and hoping yo ugather your armies soon
Rozen Knight

P.S. All hail your rule
P.S.S. scrachign neck means she knows someone is spying on her.

[Xuncu]

hush little baby don't say a word
just ignore that noise you heard;
it's just the monster in your head...
.. and in your closet, and under your bed.

[RaptorCalloftheShadows]

1300200
Would you like some Cupcakes, Dashie?
Uh? .... Uh, no.....

[BlackWidower]

Yep...that sounds about right.

[Red Bomber]

Okay that was.... interesting... too tired... darn it... should've sleep... when I had the.... chance...... zzzzzzzzzzzzz....... zzzzz.... Awesome.....zzzz......story, though......zzz..z..zzzzzzzzzz.........

[TheBBofC]

Oh gosh. Now I get to be 'that guy'.
For the most part when these things are hilarious. The shorter ones - not so much. A lot more could have been done with this to keep it as side-splitting as most of the others. What about the party that Pinkie threw at the beginning? How would the other four have convinced and/or suckered this sociopathic version of Twilight into trying to throw Pinkie a surprise party? That could have all even tied into what you did write for this. In my opinion it would have been even funnier. But by the looks of your comments, I seem to be the only one who noticed.
Take or leave this suggestion however you wish. Ultimately it's up to you and it doesn't subtract too much to make the chapters unpleasant either. Keep up the good work.

[GiftedMonster]

Woo, another reign of fire fan! Loved that movie!

Loving this so far. Poor Twilight. The GGG will be amusing.

Cheers
GM

[Stirred_Brew]

1300913
Isn't it time that we have had enough of Chuck Norris?

[infinite scratch]

[Rozen Knight]

1301242 I was debating to use Chuck or not but its better than the other worn out name I wont say *cough MJ Cough* sorry got a cold but take it as it is and that it is a joke and have fun though am sorry if it annoys you.

[unknownmercury]

1300608

This made my night.

[Sarpedan]

see Twilight, this is what happens when pinkies detox's
don't mess with her stash

[Bloodpool]

I was waiting for this one. Shorter than I would have liked, but still hilarious.

[Fiorella]

I love these. So much.
Now my parents think I have problems because I keep bursting out laughing at random.
Well... Keep up the good work!

[Aru]

Better chapter then the last with owl :P

[Steve Miner]

1300921 "Hush little baby don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beast under your bed
In your closet in your head " Sorry, I'm a huge Metallica fan

[milesprower06]

1302822 Exit light, enter night!

[Steve Miner]

1302851 AWW YEAH

[sharkun0]

1300276

Your typo put the most horrific image in my mind. Ah, well, who needs sleep anyway, right?

[MissytheAngle]

1303338 Heh, completely sorry. Fixed that.

[Namara]

no comments about how many drugs pinkie's on?
maybe this was what happens when she isnt on anything...

[DarthPony]

1300220 Princes TROLLestia

Just correcting your mistake my friend =D´

1302851 TAKE MY HAND!!!!
OF TO NEVER-NEVER LAND!!!

[Azure Sandora]

1300275 I choose...

THE TEDDY BEAR!!! I CHOOSE THE TEDDY BEAR!!!

[OddOneOut]

the other short one made sense, but i think that this one could have been a lot more. :/

[Rask]

You can never can go back home.